HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK HOGAN

Nick Boella, Hulk Hogan's idiot son, who is paying for his dangerous driving mistakes behind bars, is celebrates his 18th birthday today.

For his birthday he will be transfered to:

It’s an open dormitory type of setting where he’ll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.


Sounds fun! Happy birthday!

THE CHATTERBOX

"Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to [my mom] right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.’"

-Brooke Hogan to US Weekly Magazine

DATING YOUR DAUGHTER - Still

Actually it's not Brooke it's Jennifer McDaniel again. They are twinsies! So creepy.

DATING YOUR DAUGHTER MUCH??

Hulk Hogans new girlfriend is a spitting image of his daughter Brooke. Ew! That's all!

BROOKE KEEPS BLOGGING

And we are loving it!

"So…
looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did. The truth always comes out, and I think we're ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don't you keep your opinion to yourself.
PEACE
Brooke"

- Brooke Hogan via her myspace

Keep it up Brooke! We love hearing about this whore!

I'M F@#$ING YOUR DADDY

Who is Christiane Plante? Well, she is a former friend of Brooke Hogan's, and also the woman rumored to be the reason behind Linda and Hulk's divorce. But until now we had no official confirmation. Well, Christmas has come early, in the form of a Myspace blog by little Brooke Hogan (that she has since removed):

"When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day...but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you."

Watch out love birds Brookie is PISSED!

Below is Ms. Plante.

CAPTION ME: Brooke Hogan

PRESENTS MAKE IT ALL BETTER

The Hogan Family went to visit John Graziano, the friend that was injured during Nick's crash. They brought along some V-day gifts yesterday. John's situation is so sad I can't even comment on Brooke! Am I developing a heart?

BROOKE HO-AGAIN

Nothing like celebrating your parents impending divorce by the pool in a tiny bikini! Well, it looks like ever since her "growth spurt" she is filling out her bikini quite nicely. And she finally figured out how to tuck! Good job Brooke!

GET USED TO MACY'S

Linda Hogan and her son Nick were spotted shopping at a local mall. Why is she shopping at Macy's? Maybe it has something to do with her filing for divorce for husband and cash cow Terry "Hulk" Hogan.

UPDATE: Hulk had no idea she filed and found out when a reporter called to get his reaction.

Poor Hulk!

NICK HOGAN HEADS TO JAIL

The accident involving Nick "Hogan" Bollea has ended in Nick's arrest earlier today. The results of the investigation prove that Nick was drinking and speeding.

This following is a statement from the Hogans:

“Nick and the entire ‘Hogan’ Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena – a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.
The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.

There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident.

Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”

AND IN DISGUSTING NEWS...

Crater face Aaron Carter and chick with dick Brooke Hogan are gettin' it on! The two wannabe Pop Stars were spotted at the Palms in Las Vegas getting cozy! That's sexy, in the crispy bleach hair zit popping kinda way!

I SWEAR I'M A CHICK - DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK

Brooke Ho-Again rocks her best tranny chic fashion at the Reality TV Awards.

THE CHATTERBOX

“My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family. His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones.”
- Linda Hogan, mother of Nick Hogan

Hulk Hogan's Son In Serious Car Crash

Update: Nick has been realeased from the hospital. His passenger is still in critical condition.


Nick is in critical condition after he and a pal struck a 25ft tall palm tree last night. Nick is being treated for "very serious, life-threatening" injuries.

Brook HOgan Wants SoCo

Brooke Hogan hit up Justin Timberlake's Restaurant, Southern Comfort in her Sunday best! I know what you are all thinking, this yellow number is not her Sunday best, these sexy pants are! Well folks, it's debatable! We'll have to save that discussion for another day!

Anyways lets get to it! Brooke started off her evening showing off her beautiful fake nails by flashing a peace sign out of her vehicle! Then she was groped by her body guard, but didn't appear to mind the crotch grabbing fun! Hey, at least Hulk pays the man to do his job, no crotch slips here! And finally, the mini-hulkster posed for the cameras and showed off her clear sandals, and sexy roots!

Shes a busy girl!

Somethings Different - And I Can't Quite Put My Finger on it.

Any thoughts on Brooke?

BROOKE CHANGE UR DAMN PANTS! WTF?

How many times can one wear this look? She has worn these homemade denim chaps everywhere!! And you know, at first I thought MAYBE the nasty creation was part of her "circus act" but then I realized, she has worn a different top for almost every single show, so WTF? She must actually really like these pants!

BROOKE HOagain

Oh Snap! Candy is rippin it up.

An Open Letter....

Dear Brook HOagain,
I don't know you, but I will write you anyways. I can't even comprehend what goes through your mind when you get dressed.... Do you own a mirror? I am assuming you want to look more feminine because of your HULK genes, you are very large and in charge! But honey, this look makes you look more like a tranny than a woman. It is not flattering and it makes people laugh inside their heads when they look your way, then turn to puke. You have done this look over and over again, do you want people to remember you as a trannny? Turn your life around now, while you still are young! I am only saying this because I care!

Please I beg you, wear more clothes, and cover up that mangina!

All the best,
Candy Spelling

(THIS IS NOT A REAL LETTER)

I Swear I'm a Chick...Don't Look at My Dick

Here is Brooke Hogan at Danny Devito's restaurant looking like a granny-tranny. She isn't really bad looking but the caked on makeup and fried hair are not youthful looks. Either is the fake n' bake. (Yes Brit you can apply this to yourself also)

I dream of a makeover for her.