I'M F@#$ING YOUR DADDY

Who is Christiane Plante? Well, she is a former friend of Brooke Hogan's, and also the woman rumored to be the reason behind Linda and Hulk's divorce. But until now we had no official confirmation. Well, Christmas has come early, in the form of a Myspace blog by little Brooke Hogan (that she has since removed):

"When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day...but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you."

Watch out love birds Brookie is PISSED!

Below is Ms. Plante.