THE CHATTERBOX

"Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into. You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does! I guess I taught her well."
-Hulk Hogan

MADONNA'S BRO JUST WILL NOT SHUT IT!

Chelsea Handler opens the interview with “Why did you throw your sister under a bus?”

Ha. HA.

16 MILLION DOLLARS!?!?

The bidding is now at $16 million for the first shots of the Brangelina Twins!

DAMN! Tthat's a lot of money!$!

PHOTOSHOPPED ANGIE ON "Massage Hoop" BOX

HAHA! This is hilarious! You should totally buy this to get a thin "weist".

TILA GETS DUMPED

So on A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila, Bi-Sexual Kristy, rejected Tila’s decision to choose her for a shot at love.

The Oscar goes to Kristy, “It’s not just a plastic key. It’s the key to her heart.”

Wow.

CREEPY MICHAEL LOHAN DOES IT AGAIN!

In a creepy voicemail message to his daughter Lindsay Lohan, Michael begs for Lindsay to pick up or call him back.

In the clip he says:

"I've been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I'm sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

"One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren't returning phone calls, so I was concerned. Look, I love you, honey. Please, please don't do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word...

"I promise you, I'll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you. I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.

"....When I was out of your life, everything started to unwind — all these things didn't do well — and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you're not getting roles or something?" (End Of Message)

DEAR TORI, UMMM YOUR HUSBAND PAINTS HIS TOENAILS!

JOSH HENDERSON DITCHES HIS BABY

Kendal Sheppard, from MTV's Road Rules, apparently banged Josh Henderson and got knocked up and he's apparently failed to accept responsibility.

In her MySpace Blog Kendal writes:


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

father’s day and my baby's daddy…

with my son's first birthday on the same day as father's day, i can't help but have mixed feelings. i am so excited to celebrate the day my very favorite boy was born! but.. a feeling of anger and rage sweeps my body when i think of little asa's biological dead beat dad.

josh had made it clear from the beginning that he wanted nothing to do with his son. however, i was convinced that he was a better person than that. it's been a year of me trying to get him interested in one way or another- i even felt like we made a little progress around february when he actually returned a phone call- maybe even two. that was all i needed to know that i had been doing the right thing by not hiring lawyers or acting out of emotion. i thought we could have a peaceful coexsistance and that someday, my son would would be able to (at least) call his "father" if he simply wanted to talk. so foolish am i..

after months of delay, i realized that quite possibly, everyone was right about josh; that he really didn't care. recently, through the grapevine, i've heard that josh is saying that the DNA test we took about 10 months ago was inconclusive. even though i have a DNA test that came back negative from our preferred potetntial father, and josh's test came back with a very different result, josh is still saying that the child isn't his. i guess he needs more than a 99% to be convinced. maybe he has a twin with with idedntical DNA that he believes me to have slept with. even though josh admitted to being the father of asa, he is now changing his story. i'm assuming it has something to do with his lawyers. it's funny how lawyers are.. i wonder if they really think about the effects of their actions. if they are in support of a client not paying child support and using their knowledge that ultimately reflects the life of a little boy, then i am disgusted. josh has not returned any emails or calls since april when he said he'd call me when his "lawyers got back in town". they must be on summer vacation.

What a jerk!

RUMER'S DISGUSTING TOES!

Rumer Willis showed off her horrid feet at the Beckley Boutique in LA on Thursday.

Seriously, that looks like some fungus! EW!

HOW NOT TO RAISE YOUR KIDS.... Read This

Lynne Spears will be releasing her memoir this fall. The mother of the 16-year-old pregnant Jamie Lynn and mentally crazy Britney can be heard through, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.

This is not a parenting book. Thank you jesus.

PAPA JOE SUBTLY WISHES DEATH

"[Tony Romo]’s a great guy. I love Tony to death. He’s just a good kid.
I love Pete [Wentz] to death. He has a patient spirit and a kind heart. I’m honored to have Pete as my son-in-law."
-Joe Simpson

ANGELINA BABY RUMORS STARTED FROM FAKE ASSISTANT!

Entertainment Tonight thought they were the only EXCLUSIVE outlet to cover the story about Angelina Jolie giving birth to twins last week.

However, they are merely just the idiots who feel for an impostor.

Apparently, someone has been impersonating Angelina Jolie’s assistant Holly Goline.

By using a fake BlackBerry email address she contacted ET and gave them the exclusive, for free! ET should have had a bit more background check and now Angelina Jolie’s attorneys are pissed and sent a letter to mosst entertainment outlets explaining the crazed impersonator who not only broke this fake story, but has been sending out fake tips, and gossip for over a year!

The a piece of the letter from Jolie's attorney below:

“A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie’s long-time assistant, Holly. The individual who claims to be, and to whom the media has relied upon as, a ‘reliable source’ is not my client’s assistant, nor does the email address belong to my client’s assistant.”

METH PIPE IN THE VAGINA!

Brandi Ryan, from Tila Tequila's A Shot at Love season one, was arrested last night.

She was a passenger in a car that was pulled over and when they searched the car, Brandi hid a meth pipe... In her vagina! No really, true story!

Mug shot below.

BRITNEY AND THE DOME-TOPPER IS BACK

The weave-nest is back! Just when we thought for a moment, that Britney was on the right track... She steps out with those boots, red bra, and rats nest hair extentions.

VANILLA ICE ARRESTED

Here's the scoop: Vanilla Ice came home after a long hard day of drinking and not working, when his wife told him she bought a new bedroom set.

Well, he wasn't to thrilled about that! Apparently the shabby mismatched garage sale pieces that they currently use were just fine with him. So he lost it, and started screaming at his wife and then it became psychical and that is where it stops, definitely stops being funny.

The police were called and Vanilla was found a few blocks away and was arrested for domestic battery. Vanilla said that he didn't do anything and his wife is a loon. But it's obvious they are both loons and belong on Celebrity Marriage Counselors which I'm sure VH1 is working on.

DON'T MESS WITH ENGLAND

Naomi Cambell was about to get on a flight from London's Heathrow Airport to Los Angeles when the shit hit the fan. One of Naomi's three carry-on bags disappeared and the British Airways flight attendants said they would find it. But that wasn't good enough for Naomi. She wanted blood. And when the police were called she allegedly delivered a beat down to one of the officers. It takes a special kinda crazy to beat a police officer. Naomi was promptly taken for jail.

story developing...

DATING YOUR DAUGHTER - Still

Actually it's not Brooke it's Jennifer McDaniel again. They are twinsies! So creepy.

DATING YOUR DAUGHTER MUCH??

Hulk Hogans new girlfriend is a spitting image of his daughter Brooke. Ew! That's all!

HEATHER 50 MILLS

UPDATE:
"I am so, so happy. I’m so glad it’s over, it was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with - because you know it has been my life for 20 years. Obviously the court do not want a litigant in person to do well, it’s against everything that they ever wish, so when they write the judgment up they’re never going to make it look in favour. I am appealing against the publication of the judgement because it has so many private details about me and my daughter"
- Heather "50" Mills

TRANSLATION:
Now I can go shopping!

The one-legged gold digger, known as Heather Mills, has finally got her millions. Her divorce from Paul McCartney was finalized this morning netting her a $33 million dollar lump some along with some annual payments totaling $50 million.

I'm kinda sad it's over... I'll miss the craziness that is Heather Mills... But I can't blame her for cashing in... Paul should have made her sign a pre-nup!

WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON?

Everybody Loves Raymond star, Patricia Heaton, was spotted vacationing in Hawaii this weekend without her belly button.

Tummy tuck, or Alien?