KIM ON THE BEACH

She had to let that ass out in Cabo...

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS!

Where is the ASS? Kim KardASSian covered up her junk in the trunk for the Teen Choice Awards. I guess the ASS is too much for the kids.

MORE EXCITING THAN HER VIDEO

KOURTNEY SHOWS HER SUPPORT FOR KHLOE!

Check out those jail stripes bitches!

KHLOE HEADS TO JAIL

The biggest KarDASSian of them all, Khloe, headed to the Van Nuys courthouse this morning. Rumor has it she is waiting for her reality show camera crew to show before turning herself in.

VH1 Rock Honors

Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth, and Kim KardASSian celebrated VH1s Rock Honors at Intermix in LA last night.






















Oh yeah Audrina was there too.

KIM K'S HOUSE WAS T.P.ed

"My mom and [step-dad] Bruce [Jenner] woke up recently to their house covered in toilet paper!!! I strongly suspect it was done by people who know or are connected to the family."
-Kim Kardashian on her Oficial Blog

Seriosly people, when you have an ass that big you need all the TP you can get! No wonder she's pissed.

SPOTTED

Kim KardASSian and Reggie Bush were spotted grabbing a bite at Koi in LA last night.

KHLOE TURNS 24

Khloe KardASSian celebrated her 24th Birthday at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday. Kim, Kourtney, and Kris were all there to party with him her.

WHATCHA READING?

On the set of their new film "Disaster Movie" Kim KardASSian and Carmen Electra work a little cross promotion.

WHEN "CELEBS" COLLIDE

Kim KardASSian hosted a party at The White House in Hampton Bays last night. And was joined by none other then fellow famewhore, Michael Lohan and his GF.

THIS IS THE FUR I WANT FOR MY COAT!

Looks like the jealousy of Paris' new reality show was too much for Kim... it now appears she is looking for a new creature to love her!

After crouching next to a porcupine, now, Kim Kardashian hugs a koala! UGH Kim, Just get over it, Paris hates you and these animals will too! Now go detail your Bentley!

JUST IMAGINE THE VIEW FROM THE OTHER SIDE

KARDASHIANS GONE WILD

Kim KardASSian and the rest of the klan were out supporting ex-con Joe Francis at a Girl's Gone Wild party.

KIM KARDASSIAN ACCUSED OF THEFT

Brandy's mother, Sonja Norwood, has just accused Kim and the rest of the KardASSian bunch; sister Kourtney and brothers Khloe and Robert Jr. of stealing from singer Brandy.

Sonja claims that while Kim was a stylist, she asked her to purchase one outfit for Brandy in 2004. Sonja gave Kim Brandy's AmEx credit card number for that purchase. Well, Sonja thinks that the KardASSian clan when on a 2 year shopping spree, spending $62,793.83 in 2006, and $57,841.82 2007 in 2007 making charges totalling $120,635.82.

That is where the story gets interesting... Sonja failed notice over 60k of extra charges in one year and only after another year of 60k charges did she wake up and realize? And then to believe this story, we have to believe that Kim saved the credit card number for 2 years using it to shop? If this is true, the Kardassian clan is even crazier than I even imagined!

INTERESTING FACT: Sonja is also the mother of Ray J... Yes, the Ray J that was the costar of Kim K's sex tape.

Interesting indeed...

KIM'S KARDASSIAN INVADES MIAMI

Kim KardASSian and her sisters spent some time one the beach in Miami. I'm not sure why Kim is wearing a reject from the Paris Hilton bathing suit collection... It's not hot...

ENGAGED!

Reggie Bush and Kim KardASSian have gotten engaged. Reggie, that is a whole lotta ass you got there!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Even thought Pete Wentz may like making out with dudes, he still gave his main squeeze, Ashlee Simpson, a New Years kiss in Miami. Good thing she has that new nose, he wouldn't have been able to get near her with that old beak in the way.

Kim KardASSian and Reggie Bush also made it no secret that they are dating on New Years Eve in Vegas.

BLINDED BY THE BLING

Why is Kim KardASSian staring at her own boobs? I mean they look good but it's kinda weird, I mean Kim, they aren't going anywhere... plastic can't move.

BITCH WAS ROBBED!

Kim KardASSian claims someone stole over $50,000 worth of jewelry, including a Cartier watch, a laptop and camera at JFK airport. Kim was with her sister, Kourtney, posing with fans and afterwards realized someone riffled through her luggage and shit was missing!

I actually believe this! If Kim turned her back on her luggage, for only a minute, a thief can easily sneak behind that huge ass! It's probably the darkest shadow ever. In and out, and her shit is gone faster than you can say "Don't Tell Bruce!"