BITCH WAS ROBBED!

Kim KardASSian claims someone stole over $50,000 worth of jewelry, including a Cartier watch, a laptop and camera at JFK airport. Kim was with her sister, Kourtney, posing with fans and afterwards realized someone riffled through her luggage and shit was missing!

I actually believe this! If Kim turned her back on her luggage, for only a minute, a thief can easily sneak behind that huge ass! It's probably the darkest shadow ever. In and out, and her shit is gone faster than you can say "Don't Tell Bruce!"