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Where is the ASS? Kim KardASSian covered up her junk in the trunk for the Teen Choice Awards. I guess the ASS is too much for the kids.

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Ashley Olsen?

Ashley with her new man actor, Justin Bartha, that sidekick from National Treasure, head to the premiere of Trumbo at New York's Tribeca Cinemas.

The couple were spotted holding hands and snuggling!

Damn those canoodlers!

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Yes it is Britney Spears! She was spotted leaving a recording studio the other day with former manager Larry Rudolph.

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Somebody needs their beauty rest.... Or maybe a miracle.

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Ummm..Katie Holmes may have gone mad or at least borrowed Kelly Osbournes wig for the night as she joined her husband Tom Cruise at the 2007 Bambi Awards Thursday in Duesseldorf, Germany.

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Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson (not pictured) had lunch paparazzi filled lunch at The Ivy. I am not sure what is going on with Ashlee's look but she needs to check that out!

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After seeing Paris Hilton looking like this just days ago. I never thought she could look like this! I am so happy she removed that tired old weave! She actually looks kinda cute.

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Ashley Olsen got her hair did at the Institut de Beaute salon yesterday and came out almost unrecognizable without her long blond waves set in place.

If it weren't for the starbucks, ginormous heels, huge bag and blackberry I would think this was just another local blonde.

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Nicole Kidman, is that you? Nicole was celebrating White Ribbon Day by attending the White Tie Dinner Fundraiser at the Sheraton on the Park hotel in Sydney, Australia. Who knew she could look this good? Love the hair! Hot!

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Fresh faced Scary Movie and Just Friends funny gal, Anna Faris is gone, and in her place is this botched creature!

What a shame she was one of my faves!! If lips could kill....

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Who in the hell is that? Looks like Bozo The Clown and Barbie laid an egg!

Oh Sienna, you poor poor thing, your stylist has played a dirty trick on you...using oil paints to do your make-up is not art.

Sienna Miller unveiled her "new look" at Valentino's birthday party!

But really, what happened...once considered a fashion icon, she now looks like nothing more than the average tranny trainwreck! The fall from HIGH FASHION must really be high! SPLAT!

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Is this the same person as this? If so Ashley, not having Pete around does wonders for you.

P.S. Jess will always be the hotter sister.

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Here is Ashley Simpson and Rumor Willis Pete Wentz celebrating his birthday at his bar Angels and Kings.

I still don't recognize her.

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Sienna is that you? No! It can't be. OMG it is! I am shocked & speachless. Why don't you look this cute all the time?

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WOW! I am in shock, this is by far the biggest transformation from slut to whore I have ever seen. It went from zero to a negative billion real quick!

So we all know Jenna Jameson has had it rough! But What is up with this hookers face? She looks like she fell face first on some used hazardous botox needles and rolled around for about an hour.

Aw Hell, I am not gunna lie, she looks better than she used to LOL!



P.S. Is that dress made of cheerios?

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I still have to read captions telling me that pictures are Ashlee Simpson. She is so different. He face is so pretty now. That surgeon is a miracle worker.

However, as cute as her face is, I would get rid of the Risky Business sunglasses, garbage bag purse, and old man socks.

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Paris Hilton took out her extensions and brought out the casual wardrobe over the weekend...and you know she is not looking half bad!
Maybe prison will be good for her!

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OMG!! Britney! Finally! I am speechless! SPEECHLESS!!!

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This can't be Tara Reid. Did she lose her "sexy" jean mini skirt?

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I am starting to believe that Jessica got implants. Look at that side boob. What does the Simpson family get a volume discount?