CROTCH SHOT: Emma Watson

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ALLERGIC TO UNDIES?

Britney, Britney, Britney.... This is getting old. Real old! But I'm sure it's not your fault. I blame the car. I am sure that this is a very advanced automobile that slipped you rufie, ripped off your undies, and made you give us a peek-a-chu.

Or as one of our loyal readers pointed out, she may just not be allowed to wear undies due to her suicide watch. After all, she could hang herself with a well made thong.

BRITNEY'S VAGINA RELEASED FROM PSYCH WARD!

We didn't realize how much we missed Britney until we saw her beefy vadge less than two hours after her release from the psych ward!

I mean honestly, we expected it's appearance at least within the first hour of her release. But it's has been a while since her last appearance and I just hope that Britney and her Vagina got the help they so desperately needed. It was first spotted late yesterday making a break from her black Mercedes. After being released back into the wild Britney got back into the swing of things driving around and flashing her gyna. But her disorder is playing a major role in this, I mean one minute her vagina is bare and British and the next it's covered, it's so confusing. Can't somebody help her! What is going on?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN CONRAD

Lauren Conrad and some friends celebrated her 22nd birthday last night at S Bar. And it seems like that car she was getting into almost raped her ass!!! We were this close to a nip slip or crotch shot. But her prude ass coat and good friend Lo help keep her lady parts under wraps.

EATING MAKES ME SICK

Amy Winehouse tried to force feed herself while exiting a car. Good thing she didn't show her goodies or I would have the same expression on my face as Amy does. As you all know any food she holds down goes straight to her boobs.

I am so happy her pink ballet flats are back!

CAR SLUTS: Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse visited her husband Blake in jail over the holiday weekend. How sweet!

The troubled soul singer must have felt a bit of those jail house blues, because upon leaving Amy felt the need to free her vagina! FREEDOM!

CROTCH SHOT: Christina Aguilera

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CAR SLUTS: Katie Price

Katie Price AKA Jordan from E!'s Katie and Peter cannot seem to exit the car like a lady! Like many of our previous Car Slut's Katie takes it up a notch and flashes her pink panties!

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CAR SLUTS: Rachel Bilson

Please join me in welcoming one of our favorites, Rachel Bilson! Rachel has just joined the infamous Car Sluts! We are so proud of our little angel! Almost doesn't count! So keep it up Rachel! We almost see your "Britney"! hehe!

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CAR SLUTS: Britney Spears

Britney Spears has trouble getting out of a car once again! Honestly, at least she is wearing underwear! We can't expect much more from her at this time so we give thanks for the small miracles in life!

CAR SLUTS: Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge is the latest member to join our infamous CAR SLUTS! Ahhh SO CLOSE! Our favorite upper-lipped challenged sidekick, stumbled into a slut-mobile with her main squeeze Justin-Bobby, almost flashing her very own Hills!

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CAR SLUTS: Jennifer Lopez

Because exiting properly is just too hard!

Jennifer Lopez joins the ranks of the infamous CAR SLUTS as she almost flashed her El Cantante while exiting her car in London!

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CAR SLUTS: Sienna Miller

A wasted looking Sienna Miller almost flashed her Anastasia Beaverhousen while exiting her slutty car after attending designer Matthew Williamson’s party last night! Though her sheer black stockings would have prevented a full crotch shot, I bet we would have gotten a peek at something! Luckily for Sienna, she pulled it off and made it safely out the car!

Sienna's latest venture Rhys Ifansand, is in the back of the car!

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CAR SLUTS: Britney Spears

Britney Spears showed off her ass...again. I think I actually dig her ass more than her face, it has more credibility.

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CAR SLUTS: Ashley Tisdale

Freshly thrust into the limelight, Disney Alum, Ashley Tisdale, still has that eager twinkle in her eye when she sees a Paparazzi who actually wants her picture. She is one of those girls who would say, "I can't believe they want a picture of ME! ME REALLY?!"

So you will see no hand swat from her. No, 'get out of my face'. Just a young girl who enjoys getting her picture taken so much so that her hired help is forced pull the young lady along to make it on to Regis And Kelly, otherwise, for hours on end, Ashley would treat the camera as if it were her personal pocket mirror.

But you just wait, one more step out of the car and BAM it's all over, her vagina will be front page news. SHOW IT!

CAR SLUTS: Victoria Beckham

What is going on here?

Oh I get it. David Beckham didn't want Posh to become a Car Slut, he knows the power the vehicle has in tearing off Posh's clothes, so he is doing a little twat-blocking. At least I hope that is what is happening here.

CAR SLUTS: Britney Spears

If Your Shirt Looks Like This...IT'S TOO SMALL!!!

Nevermind the sheer hideousness of this outfit, Britney Spears is just begging, wishing, PRAYING for this top to pop off!! The trashy starlet can't seem to resist the need for naked. With no bra and super short shorts, Britney hops into the arms of her Slutmobile hoping to expose the vadge every step of the way.

Meanwhile, assistant, Robin Allie was nowhere to be seen... Another case left to Britney and the Slutmobile to solve.

NO WAY! Candy Spelling Still Has More To Say!

Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.

You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone's vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it's time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They're probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.

You're doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it's great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make? Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you're that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?

Best,

Candy Spelling

LOL Seriously, does Candy have anything else to do? Take up knitting, get another cat, go see a movie LOL! It is really hard for me to choose sides here because I do agree with Candy on this but you are not Lynn Spears and you will never be that hot piece of trailer trash, so stop trying.

What is more disturbing is, I do not think these people realize that these cars are putting the moves on their children. They are either over-heating or turning up the Al Green and the clothes just come off. I am starting to think maybe the cars have a deal with the paparazzi, seriously, they get out of the car and CROTCH SHOT! Then that same Mercedes got some brand new rims!! interesting!! I don't know what else to think, but nip slips and crotch shots go hand in hand with the cars. The cars are on FIRE! I need to pick up some of their game!

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Britney, We Get it!

Dear Britney,
We get it!! We know that you are a piece of trash already! There is no need to constantly try to prove this theory and rub it in our face. WE KNOW!

I know you cannot resist the power of the vehicle, you know this too. You see one and you get naked!! Please stop this behavior!! Or do it in the privacy of your own garage! No one wants to see this! We have seen this way too many times from you, it is getting disturbing!
PS-Thanks for keeping your undies on today. I really do appreciate that!

xoxoxo

Green Lantern

Oops it's just Posh. Good thing she is wearing her pants getting out of that car.