ALLERGIC TO UNDIES?

Britney, Britney, Britney.... This is getting old. Real old! But I'm sure it's not your fault. I blame the car. I am sure that this is a very advanced automobile that slipped you rufie, ripped off your undies, and made you give us a peek-a-chu.

Or as one of our loyal readers pointed out, she may just not be allowed to wear undies due to her suicide watch. After all, she could hang herself with a well made thong.