Britney, We Get it!

Dear Britney,
We get it!! We know that you are a piece of trash already! There is no need to constantly try to prove this theory and rub it in our face. WE KNOW!

I know you cannot resist the power of the vehicle, you know this too. You see one and you get naked!! Please stop this behavior!! Or do it in the privacy of your own garage! No one wants to see this! We have seen this way too many times from you, it is getting disturbing!
PS-Thanks for keeping your undies on today. I really do appreciate that!

xoxoxo