SALMA AND VALENTINA HEAD TO THE SALON

What a cutie!

HOT N' SINGLE

Salma Hayek was spotted in LA looking happy and hot after her recent broken engagement.

WEDDING IS CALLED OFF FOR SALMA!

Salma Hayek and her baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, have called off their engagement.

"We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled," Hayek's rep said in a statement to USA Today.

What!? I wonder if they are broken up or just decided no wedding is necessary.

Hmmm.

SPOTTED

Salma Hayek and 9-month-old Valentina learning to walk in LA on Sunday.

SPOTTED

Salma Hayek and her daughter Valentina, 8 months, at LAX on Friday.
CUTE!

THIS IS HOW YOU AGE GRACEFULLY

Salma Hayek is one hot mama.

SALMA, WHERE ARE THE BOOBS?

Salma Hayek, who is engaged to her baby-daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, showed off her cute daughter Valentina Pinault.

THE CHATTERBOX

"My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them!"
-Salma Hayek on Praying For Larger Boobs.

The Turkey is Finally Done!

Congratulations to Salma Hayek who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Salma and her super rich fiance, François Henri Pinault, have named her Valentina Paloma Pinault.

Big News

Yes I said big news because Salma Hayek is huge. Not because it's that important. Well, she is still pregnant. How many babies do you think she has in there?

Still Pregnant!

Is it me, or has Salma Hayek been pregnant for like 10 years!? Here is the super pregnant mom-to-be with her ginormous jugs in LA.

PS: Don't worry, the right breast is drinking the coffee not Salma!

Maybe I Am Slow But..

I never realized how ginormous XTina's tits were. It is like an ass is on her chest. DAMN, These things are really huge, I dunno if they are fake or real, but if she is pregnant, Salma is gunna have some serious compeTITion!

Ready to pop

Here is Salma and her baby-daddy at an event. How many is she carrying?

Is it just me or does baby-daddy look a much older Daniel Craigs?

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Word on the Street

Salma is having a little girl. Guess we will see soon enough! I bet there are twins in there!

SUPASTARR

OMG! I can't believe I never noticed this ass before! This ass is out of control. This can't be real! She must own an ass pump. Thats why she has to stick it out because how embarrassing would that be if your ass popped in public and you started whistling away circling around the crowd making that awful squeaky fart.

PS - Put her and Salma Hayek together and you could shade and feed an entire nation.

They Keep Growing!

I didn't think it was possible for Salma Hayek's boobs to get any bigger, but what do I know? Here she is with her ginormous mountain boobs even larger than the last time we saw her. I think Salma should head down to Africa, she could totally feed an entire town, maybe country. This kid is going to be freakin huge! Those jugs are filled with half and half!

Damn! Salma is Further Along Than We Though!

This ho is done! The turkey is burning! Someone pull that damn thing out already!

We're Not The Ones Who Got Fat... We're Pregnant You Half-Wit

Bump watch continues... more like mountain watch.. but enjoy!

Fettuchini

Is this a pic of Kristi Alley before Jenny? No it's Selma Hayek on her way to the doctor. I know she is pregnant but must she wear these clothes?

Thanks Justjared.

TRIPLETS?

Salma Looks Like She Is Having 3 Kids!!! Holy BeJeezUS those things are GINORMOUS!!! That kid is going to be one healthy baby!