HER ANTENNAS ARE SPROUTING!

See what happens when you get too close to Scientology people! Poor Jodie Foster didn't even see this coming! Hopefully, John can lend her some of his hair piece to cover that shit up, it's very unflattering. Suri's are ready to pop any day now!

Damn! Salma is Further Along Than We Though!

This ho is done! The turkey is burning! Someone pull that damn thing out already!