HEATHER 50 MILLS

UPDATE:
"I am so, so happy. I’m so glad it’s over, it was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with - because you know it has been my life for 20 years. Obviously the court do not want a litigant in person to do well, it’s against everything that they ever wish, so when they write the judgment up they’re never going to make it look in favour. I am appealing against the publication of the judgement because it has so many private details about me and my daughter"
- Heather "50" Mills

TRANSLATION:
Now I can go shopping!

The one-legged gold digger, known as Heather Mills, has finally got her millions. Her divorce from Paul McCartney was finalized this morning netting her a $33 million dollar lump some along with some annual payments totaling $50 million.

I'm kinda sad it's over... I'll miss the craziness that is Heather Mills... But I can't blame her for cashing in... Paul should have made her sign a pre-nup!