I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS

Ashley Olsen?

Ashley with her new man actor, Justin Bartha, that sidekick from National Treasure, head to the premiere of Trumbo at New York's Tribeca Cinemas.

The couple were spotted holding hands and snuggling!

Damn those canoodlers!

A NEW LOOK

Ashley Olsen checked her homeless style at the door when she attended the Everywhere at Once cocktail party in a new look.

ELIZABETH AND JAMES LAUNCHES IN HONG KONG

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are currently in Hong Kong for the launch of their clothing line, Elizabeth and James.

They got the name from their younger siblings.

NO F@#KING SMILING!

Seriously, none. Don't even smirk. It's forbidden.

Chloe Sevigny, Ashley Olsen and Milla Jovovich hit up Miss Sixty Fall 2008 show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC on Sunday.

ASHLEY AND JARED.... Again?

Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto dated back in 2005, but it appears that the old flames are getting reaquainted. Ashley received tons of press for dating older man, Lance Armstrong, a few months ago, seems to miss the attention.

Jared Leto is 36-years-old, Ashley is just 21.

Anyways, the old lovers were spotted holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in LA earlier this week and where they were making out like crazy.

I always find these stories a bit hard to belive. I am sure if Ashley Trollsen was making out like crazy with 30 seconds to guy-liner we would have received tons of pics of the alleged event, but no pics! But whatev... its a slow day...

MEET THE TROLLSENS

PETA has made a website attacking the Olsen twins for their love of fur. PETA has dubbed them The Trollsens and named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen! LMAO! Awesome!

Greatest website ever! I dressed up Hairy-Kate in this gorgeous getup, those Butched Beaver Boots are hot!

NEW BFF ALERT!

Selma Blair is single again. Who knew? The actress apparently broke up with her boyfriend Matthew Felker, Who?? Well, Matthew Felker was Britney Spears' hot stud in the "Toxic" video, you know the one made out with with the poison etc. So lord knows Selma needs to update that prescription Valtrex.

Selma joined Ashley Olsen, who is also back on the market after her recent fling with Daddy Armstrong , at a fashion event for provocative clothing including; whips, handcuffs, and garter belts!

That's one way to get back on that single horse!

SHOW AND TROLL

Lance Armstrong's 6 year old daughter brought Ashley Olsen to "show and tell"!!

A real live troll, the kids were so excited they all rubbed her hair and made a wish!

LANCE AND ASHLEY HEATING UP!

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen who were spotted together Monday night, met up again last night!

"Armstrong, 36, and Olsen, 21, reunited again in the wee hours Wednesday at hip restaurant the Waverly Inn. (Armstrong was there earlier that evening with Texas pal Owen Wilson.)"

Wonder if Jessica Simpson made an appearance to see Owen?

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THIS WEEK IN STRANGE HOOK-UPS

Jessica Simpson was spotted getting cozy with Owen Wilson (hopefully that doesn't send him over the edge again...)

Lance Armstrong was spotted with Ashley Olsen? But maybe it wasn't Ashley? It could very possibly be a homeless troll doll. One can only hope.

ASHLEY OLSEN @ MARC JACOBS' HALLOWEEN PARTY!

SPOTTED

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in Paris smoking up a storm!

I'll Have What She's Having!

Ashley Olsen attended the Miss Davenporte Showstopper Launch party at the infamous Chateau Marmont looking happy as ever!

Also, unusually happy lately was twin sister, Mary-Kate at the premiere of her new show Weeds.

Someone must have spiked their cocktails, because they never smile! Next round on me!

BIG NEWS!!!

The Olsen twins turn 21 today!!!!!!!! They were born on June 13, 1986.

Think they will finally smile?

Ashley Olsen Should Win An Oscar!

NO JOKE!!! She should be the one on Weeds!!

She actually keeps her cool as she tries to wrestle back her shades from a tiny theif. BITCH, THOSE ARE MY CHANELS!

Double Trouble

Ashley and MK Olsen actually look really cute here!!!!

They attended the 2007 CFDA Fashion Awards at The NY Public Library.