OUR LOVE IS THE REAL THING

STILL TOGETHER

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are still together! I am so happy they are containing The Herp between them.

THE CHATTERBOX

"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."

- Paris Hilton on Benji's thoughts on tattoos

SPOTTED

Nicole Richie and the Madden brothes in LA.

LOVE IN NYC

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still together! I think this is a record for Paris. Maybe she is finally ready to settle down. Or maybe he just wants to do the right thing and contain the herp.

SPOTTED

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden filming her new MTV reality show at an amusement park in Buena Park, California, on Wednesday afternoon.

PARIS TO RUSSIA

Paris Hilton is in Russia with her BF Benji promoting her new perfume Can Can. The twosome are still inseparable. Maybe Paris is really settling down... lol...

PARIS AND BENJI AT CHATEAU MARMONT

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden attended the Belvedere Vodka "Jagger Dagger" party at the infamous Chateau Marmont on Monday night to celebrate Jade Jagger's $250,000 diamond and sapphire encrusted ice pick.

Yeah we're not sure what that is either.

PARIS IS IN LOVE... and other boring info...

Just checking in to say what’s up Current mood: loved Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one. Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me. Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to. Love you all and thank you for all your love and support! Love always, Paris :) xoxo

SIGNATURE POSE

Paris Hilton has a new signature pose. But she did not invent it because it is the same pose that my dog does when he lifts his leg to pee on a fire hydrant. Also it looks like Benji introduced Paris to his exGF Hillary Duff's dentist. I would know those chompers anywhere!

PARIS BITES IT!

Paris Hilton took a terrible tumble in Prague this past weekend, while on tour with boyfriend Benji Madden. Paris apparently tripped on the one step that wasn't too visible.

She reportedly hurt her chin during the fall.

You'd think those big monster feet would help keep her up and not her knees all the damn time! LOL!

RUN CHEETAH OR THE HERP WILL GET YOU

Paris Hilton and BF Benji Madden checked out some new material for Paris to make shoes out of in South Africa over the weekend.

GET THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THE HERP!

Good Charlotte is set to perform in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg, South Africa today. So Paris did what any loving herpy girlfriend would do. She went with him. In between whoring-it-up and getting naked, Paris put on some clothes and headed to the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa. The children seemed very happy to meet their favorite celebrity porn star. And it was very nice of her to visit them. The concern I have is that little girl is too close to the herp. Back away slowly child and the herp won't hurt you!

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

LEFT: Benji Madden - RIGHT: Boy George
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A VERY HERPY BABY?

A source reported exclusively to LUA today that Paris Hilton is desperate to get pregnant with Benji Maddens baby!


"Paris and Nicole are very competitive, like sisters. Now Paris wants a baby. Having it with Benji, Joel's twin, makes it even better!"


The source goes on to say that Paris could be knocked up by summer if not already!

MY HERP BELONGS TO BENJI

Paris Hilton and her ridiculous pink sunglasses were spotted wearing dogs tags that say "property of Benji Madden" on them. How long before they are officially engaged?

SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVE THE HERP

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are still on their please look at us tour we are in love tour.

STILL TOGETHER

Benji Madden and his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, watched her sister Nicky Hilton's runway show, Nicholai by Nicky Hilton, Tuesday at Smashbox Studios.

WE GET IT

We all know you are in publicity love with Benji Madden. There is no need to wear a ring with his initials on your engagement finger.

THE CHATTERBOX

"Let me make this as plain as possible, Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that," she said. "We both decided as adults our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity toward Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment."

- Sophie Monk