Friday, March 21, 2008

GET THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THE HERP!

Good Charlotte is set to perform in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg, South Africa today. So Paris did what any loving herpy girlfriend would do. She went with him. In between whoring-it-up and getting naked, Paris put on some clothes and headed to the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa. The children seemed very happy to meet their favorite celebrity porn star. And it was very nice of her to visit them. The concern I have is that little girl is too close to the herp. Back away slowly child and the herp won't hurt you!

LUA