Monday, October 1, 2007

BRITNEY HANDED OVER KIDS TO KFED!

Only a few hours after the breaking news that KFed received full custody of their two sons Britney Spears is finally doing the right thing! Leave Um Alohan has learned that although the unstable train wreck had until Wednesday, to hand over the boys, Britney loaded them up to hand them over to KFed's bodyguard. But in pure Brintey fashion, ho got hungry on the way! I'm thinking Arby's! No. Bitch stopped off at Carl's Jr! Who wouldn't be hungry at a time like this!

Moving along...

The most shocking of all, is how Britney kept her composure through out the whole thing. Or maybe bitch doesn't even know what is going on anymore, but Britney handed off her children without shedding a tear of exploding into a rage of crazy! Now is the time it's OK to cry moron! Either it finally hit her that she needs to change her crazy ways to keep her kids, or the new pills she's on have her in an mental coma!