LOL This is pretty hilarious! It is a parody of Paris' STARS ARE BLIND!!
Here are some of the lyrics if you can't watch at work..
“Even though they say I’m shady, I’m really so refined,
I need a cleaning lady, I can’t do time.
Robert Blake and OJ Simpson, they both got off Scott free,
I drive without a license, they throw the book right at me.”
“My friend Nicole drove down the freeway the wrong way,
She’ll probably get parole and float away - because she weighs zero.
Even though I’ve got the glamour, even though my clothes are fab,
They throw me in the slammer - Britney gets rehab.
They put me in the big house, sounds like a movie pitch,
Heiress goes up the river, ends up as somebody’s bitch.”