ASHLEY NOSE WHATS UP!

Ashley Tisdale steps out at the Starlight Starbright Childrens Foundation “Winter Wonderland” with High School Musical costars Wednesday in LA.

Shot of her new nose below!

THIS NOSE IS NATURAL BITCHES!

Us Weekly Magazine has put ScarJo on the cover this week's issue along side many other A-List celebs, asking the always interesting plastic surgery questions; "Did they or didn't they?" Anyways, ScarJo isn't appalled at the cover and is threatening to sue the magazine.

Her rep issued this statement:
"US Weekly's cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication. Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

Scarlett added, "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

How Much Does The Fountain Of Youth Cost?

According to The Daily Mail almost $500,000! They claim 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent that much on plastic surgery.

Here is a breakdown of her alleged surgeries:

Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000

Breast Implants - $22,000
Breast Lift - $20,000
Brow Lift - $8,000
Chemical Face Peel - $20,000
Collagen - $400 per visit
Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000
Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000
Exercise Coach - $300,000

Plastic Face

For those of you who don't recognize this botched masterpiece, it is... or once was... Lil' Kim. The rapper was spotted leaving Paris Hilton’s Home over the weekend. I guess that explains it.

This is actually her angry face, she was very pissed off and upset when this photo was taken but sadly, she can no longer express any emotions.

Jessica Simpson Post Break Up...Scary As Hell!

Jessica Simpson made a frightning appearance at the Cannes Film Festival for her lastest film project, Major Movie Star.

Jessica was pretty tight lipped about the split only saying: "I am very happy, but I don't really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it's not what it's about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that."


Seriously, What is up with this girls face? This is a pretty recent discovery, only in the last few months has she looked like she is a victim of some bad plastics with a hint of retardation. I don't know when or how this happened, it is almost like she woke up one day and decided she wanted to look as fug faced as she could. So sadly I vote Ashlee as the new hot Simp cause Jessica's face scares the crap out of me.