SPOTTED

Ashton and Demi Moore were spotted at LAX. So they are still together and we still don't care...

DEMI AND RUMER STEP OUT

Demi Moore and her children Ashton and Rumor attended De Grisogono’s Hollywood Dominos Benefiting The Art Of Elysium in Beverly Hills last night. Demi is not making any friends with PETA here. And it looks to me like Rumer and Ashton have the hep. I didn't know what the hep looked like until I saw it.

THE HEP COULD BE WORSE THE THE HERP

Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC may have been a Hep fest! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the venue tested positive for Hepatitis A. They asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.
Possible Hep victims Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

INTERVIEW: Demi Moore

Demi Moore is on the cover of V magazine for its spring preview issue.

On being such a female household:
"We're loaded with females. Recently we added a male puppy to our family mix. We had all female dogs before that. Thank goodness I have a male assistant – otherwise Ashton would have gone from being a single guy with a male roommate to being overloaded."

On having Ashton become part of the family:
"I definitely can't answer for him but I think it certainly wasn't a difficult transition. Ashton's relationship with his own mother is really wonderful, so it made the transition to being with a woman with daughters something he didn't bat an eye at. It also says a lot about the confidence that he holds within himself as an individual."

On Rumor being a party girl:
"It's a little bit scary. It's hard to say no to curious teenagers when exciting events or things are happening. You can't live in a bubble. A key thing, and I've said this before, is to try to help your children be good decision makers."

On raising their kids in Idaho:
"I'm grateful for the grounding that being away from [Hollywood] gave them. As to being back, I'm still learning, too. Can I say that I'll look back and everything was the right choice? I'm sure I won't. But that's part of understanding that none of us are perfect, and I've never been exactly in the place that I am right now."

On Aging:
"It's important not to get yourself obsessed, because it's a game you're going to lose. When people get too obsessed we start to see these faces that don't move and are so manipulated that there’s no life to them anymore. One of the most important things about anti-aging is really in your thinking, it's what you believe.

"If you think you're old, feel that you're done growing, then you're going to have a stale life force around you. I've always enjoyed being childlike and placed an importance on being silly and playing and remembering not to take myself too seriously, because I certainly have in the past."

HANG LOOSE

Rumer Willis is sadly still rockin her new blonde 'do! On the plus side her aviators cover up those Wolly Bear Caterpillars Brows of hers but then force us to see those premature sagging tits of hers! She is only 19-year-old! I'd say "wear a bra" but bitch shouldn't have to yet. Gravity's a bitch! She def didn't get Demi Moore's fountain of youth gene in her titties!

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and an horrid looking Cameron Diaz joined the massive crowd to watch the the New York Giants Vs. the Philadelphia Eagles game on Sunday. Cameron should have hit the spa instead. Girl is in serious need of a facial!

How Much Does The Fountain Of Youth Cost?

According to The Daily Mail almost $500,000! They claim 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent that much on plastic surgery.

Here is a breakdown of her alleged surgeries:

Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000

Breast Implants - $22,000
Breast Lift - $20,000
Brow Lift - $8,000
Chemical Face Peel - $20,000
Collagen - $400 per visit
Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000
Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000
Exercise Coach - $300,000

THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!

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WTF! Bitch doesn't age! I think Hayden "TooHotForMyAge" Panettiere looks older than this ho!

Not Hot

Was Ashton Kutcher ever hot? I mean a long tome ago. Before he married Mrs. Robinson, Demi Moore. Well, even if he was hot. He isn't anymore. What kind of guy wears capris?

Ashton's Still A Hot Piece

Pene Cruz and Demi Moore hold on tight to that sexy grandmotherfucker.

Self-Help, Tears, Bongs Oh My!

Jen Aniston came out to support Laura Day. She is a New York Times best selling author of several self-help books such as, The Circle: How the Power of a Single Wish Can Change Your Life and Welcome to Your Crisis: How to Use the Power of Crisis to Create the Life You Want.





I never read a self-help book so forgive me, but if you are that messed up, I assume that the best fit person to help your ass out is not YOU. Seriously, shell out the extra dollars and go see a therapist, because you deserve the best!

I doubt Jen really reads that crap, OK OK, she probably reads it, but you know damn well she lights up her bong, and laughs her ass off, ok ok, she probably bursts into tears and crys herself to sleep :( At least she looks pretty hot here.

Demi, What are you Trying to Hide?

1)Baggy dress - $1000
2)Purse in front of her tummy - $500
3)Having people gossip/wonder if you are knocked up with your childgrooms' spawn -Priceless Publicity


PS Nice bandanna Ashton, hair plugs already?

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My Baby is All Grown Up

Demi looks like a proud mom.

A little Creepy

Is it just me or is this a little creepy? Demi, Ashton and Bruce go on a boat trip/photo shoot for Vanity Fair. I think in that second pic Bruce wants to hit D'Ashton with his fising rod..if you know what I am saying...