Lunch, CHECK, Dinner, CHECK

Mary-Kate Olsen got her favorite dish in Los Angeles. Now she can go back to hibernation for the next three weeks until she feeds again.

SPENCER PRATT RESPONDS TO MK's NEGATIVE TALK ON LETTERMAN

After Mary-Kate slammed Spencer Pratt with David Letterman...(Video Below)... Spencer Pratt responds...
"I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.

I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

MK DOES LETTERMAN

Mary Kate Olsen was on The Tonight Show With David Letterman last night. We love to see a fellow Golden Girls fan. Although we like to dress like Blanche. But obviously MK is a Dorothy fan.

WACKJOB IN THE WACKNESS

Mary Kate Olsen attended a screening of her new film, The Wackness, in NYC on Wednesday evening.

CANDID SHOTS OF NICOLE AND MK PARTYING IN THEIR FLANNELS!

Mary-Kate Olsen and her flannel wearing friends including Nicole Richie rocked out with pinatas and cigs.

Weird but true.


I love seeing celebs inside their real lives.

GOLDEN GIRLS REMAKE IN THE WORKS!

Not really! But that's what is looks like! Mary Kate Olsen seems to have broken into the storage locker where they keep the old costumes from the show and pulled out one of Dorothy's favorites!

ELIZABETH AND JAMES LAUNCHES IN HONG KONG

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are currently in Hong Kong for the launch of their clothing line, Elizabeth and James.

They got the name from their younger siblings.

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

Mary-Kate Olsen looked interesting at the premiere of 21.

YOKO IS THAT YOU?

Mary-Kate Olsen attended the Chanel 2008/2009 Fashion Show in Paris on Thursday looking like she stepped out of the 70s. Bold choice. As much as we hate to admit it, MK is probably the only troll who can pull a look like this off.

THE CHATTERBOX

"Heath was a friend. His death is a tragic loss. My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time."
-Mary-Kate Olsen on Heath Ledger

HERE COMES THE HERP

Why is Paris always after MK Olsen's leftovers? First she gave Stavros the Herp and now Paris is infecting Jared Leto with her skankalicious kiss. These boys need a lesson in STDs!

SMALL BIRD IN LONDON

Seriously PETA needs to step up their game. Mary Kate Olsen is completely mocking them is this costume.



SOURCE

HAIRY KATE!

PETA already hates Mary Kate Olsen, so why even bother trying to make peace with them? It's so much easier for MK to purchase a coat made of every known animal all pieced together, right?

CAPTION ME: MARY KATE OLSEN

MEET THE TROLLSENS

PETA has made a website attacking the Olsen twins for their love of fur. PETA has dubbed them The Trollsens and named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen! LMAO! Awesome!

Greatest website ever! I dressed up Hairy-Kate in this gorgeous getup, those Butched Beaver Boots are hot!

SPOTTED

Mary Kate Olsen was spotted dumpster diving walking aroung in NYC yesterday. We are so glad she is feeling better. That bender kidney infection was so scary, now she can get back to the important things in her life, like smoking a pack a day and drinking like a champ!

MK CHECKS OUT A NYC ER

Mary Kate Olsen was rushed to the ER last night!

Her rep says, "Mary Kate got a kidney infection. She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

Well, thank god it's not her liver! She needs that.

WE ALMOST SEE YOUR HOO-HA!

Mary-Kate Olsen showed up to the Seventh on Sale dinner gala in NYC Thursday wearing a very short pillow case. And don't get me started on those shoes! Those hooker heels look like she painted them with Hard Candy nail polish! Oh MK! You little troll, you! I love it! I want to bring her in for show 'n tell!

All profits from the gala go to those living with HIV and AIDS. :)

MK LOVES HER SOME CLOTHES!

Mary-Kate Olsen might dress like a retarded hobbit but she she does look radiant arriving at Martin Creed’s Installation for Calvin Klein launch party!

SPOTTED

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in Paris smoking up a storm!