PARIS HILTON KNOWS PUSH-UP BRA'S

NOW THAT IS SOME BRA

Paris Hilton and her push-up bra were spotted shopping in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

"My name is Paris Hilton and I am a douche bag"

PARIS HILTON FOR PRES?

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OUR LOVE IS THE REAL THING

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

Which one is the skinny porn star? Yes, that is right, they both are.
Left: Paris Hilton
Right: Jenna Jameson

STILL TOGETHER

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are still together! I am so happy they are containing The Herp between them.

THE CHATTERBOX

"He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."

- Paris Hilton on Benji's thoughts on tattoos

IS PARIS THE HERPY SKANK GONE FOREVER?

Well actually, the herp is forever... But Paris seems to have become a reformed skank. It looks like Benji Madden has made her hang up her skanking shoes, for now at least.
Paris hasn't been spotted dancing on a table or without undies in a very long time. And Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced yesterday, that Paris made an "extremely generous" donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower. Paris said:
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."
We are kinda moved a little by this.

PUPPIES ARE NOT ACCESSORIES FOR PHOTO SHOOTS - THEY ARE ACCESSORIES FOR EVERYDAY WEAR

"Hi guys, hope you all had a great weekend! I just shot the finale for my BFF show and I can't wait for you all to see it…I'll let you all know when it premieres, it's going to be amazing and everyone did such an incredible job.
I wanted to let you know that I've been getting messages and reading stories about an incident that supposedly happened with me and a pet store: I was catching up on news last week only to read a story about me walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be given a Yorkie puppy to be an accessory for a photo shoot. These stories have gotten out of control and I want to clear some things up-

I wasn't looking for a new pet, I wasn't even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji's DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would "go with my outfit."
I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always.

Have a great week, and I will post again soon–after wrapping the BFF show, it's on to more projects, travel and time with the people (and pets) that I love.
Xoxo Paris"
- Paris Hilton on her official MySpace blog

LOVE IN NYC

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still together! I think this is a record for Paris. Maybe she is finally ready to settle down. Or maybe he just wants to do the right thing and contain the herp.

YOU AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Paris Hilton bought cereal in Hollywood. Yeah, that's about the only thing she does these days.

JUST FAT

Paris Hilton is not pregnant.

After looking big in the mid-section in this green satin slip-dress we decided to keep our eye on her and now she is calling the rumors, "completely false."

But if we've learned anything from Ashlee and Pete, she's probably a lying whore!

HA! We'll still keep watching you fatty! lol jk

PREGNANT OR SATIN MISTAKE?

Paris Hilton was spotted last night with her BF Benji Madden looking a little plump around the mid-section.

We're not sure what it means but we are keeping an eye on her.

SPOTTED

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden filming her new MTV reality show at an amusement park in Buena Park, California, on Wednesday afternoon.

PARIS TO RUSSIA

Paris Hilton is in Russia with her BF Benji promoting her new perfume Can Can. The twosome are still inseparable. Maybe Paris is really settling down... lol...

TAKE THAT KIM KARDASHIAN

The competition for biggest skanky animal lover continues.

PARIS AND BENJI AT CHATEAU MARMONT

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden attended the Belvedere Vodka "Jagger Dagger" party at the infamous Chateau Marmont on Monday night to celebrate Jade Jagger's $250,000 diamond and sapphire encrusted ice pick.

Yeah we're not sure what that is either.

PARIS HILTON RIPS KIM KARDASHIAN APART!

Paris went on the radio this morning with Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo on 98.5 in Las Vegas. They asked her if she would rather have Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim K's ass she responded about Kim declaring:

"I would not want that, that's gross.... It's disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag!"

OH SHIZZZZ! That's brutal!

PARIS IS IN LOVE... and other boring info...

Just checking in to say what’s up Current mood: loved Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience. In my free time, Ive been checking out all your casting videos on the casting site for my new MTV show, www.ParisBFF.com, there are A LOT of fabulous and interesting contenders. I cannot wait to start shooting this show!! It’s going to be a blast!! So if you haven’t logged in yet, go to the site and upload a video, I watch every single one. Also, I was in Montreal a couple days ago for my new shoe line launch, which was a huge success, the shoes are there top seller there. I want to thank you all for coming, it was great meeting you all. I love Canada!! Canadians are awesome, so genuine and real! Thank you for all your letters and kind words, they mean the world to me. Also I met the host of one of my fan sites www.ParisHiltonSite.net, he was so nice and sweet and has a really cool site, go check it out. Well, I gotta go, cause my boy is about to go on stage and I want to go out there and watch him. Also, later I will post some pictures I’ve taken throughout my travels this month, and I’ll be blogging more often to keep you guys posted on what I’m up to. Love you all and thank you for all your love and support! Love always, Paris :) xoxo