BEYONCE AND JAY-Z

The happy couple had dinner last night at the Spotted Pig in NYC. They tried to get out without a picture being taken but no such luck.

BEYONCE AND JAY ARE MOVING ON UP

Beyonce and Jay-Z bought this house in Westchester County, NY and are in the process of renovating it.

SPOTTED

Beyonce was spotted in NYC with her ring hand in her pocket. There is no telling from this pic if she has a bun in the oven or she just had a large meal...

WHAT'S UNDER THOSE GLOVES?

Beyonce was spotted at her husband's 40/40 Club last night. We know they are married but we have yet to see the rings.

RED CARPET: Leave Um

Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York City.

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NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

The newlywed, Beyonce, was spotted Tuesday in her first appearance since her April 4th wedding to Jay-Z. And now we see why! EW!

MR. AND MRS. Z

Looks like bestiality laws are what they used to be in New York City. Because last night Beyonce and Jay-Z aka Sean Carter made it legal. They are now officially women and beast.

IS A HUMAN-CAMEL MARRIAGE LEGAL?

Rumor has it that that Beyonce and her camel BF Jay-Z will get married today in NY. People.com reported that Jay-Z had a camel-party Wednesday night in Toronto and we hear they applied for a marriage licence in NYC. Think it will be at the 40/40 Club?

Story developing....

GRAMMYs: Leave Um's

THIS WEEK IN PREGNANCY RUMORS

Beyonce is rumored to be carrying a half human half camel child.

WHEN CELEBS COLLIDE

Beyonce sat courtside with her main man Jay-Z and pal Kanye West at the The NJ Nets VS. The Seattle SuperSonics Basketball game.

DO YOU THINK MY DRESS IS TOO TIGHT?

When Mrs. Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mother/stylist gave her this mermaid dress, their conversation went something like this:

"Suck it in." - Mama Knowles
"Mom, I am sucking just zip it up" - Beyonce
"It won't go. I'll get the crisco"
"Mom how could you talk about food when I am trying to fit into this dress"
"I meant to grease you up B, not for fried chicken. Fried Chicken is what got us in this mess."
"Oh yes, ok then. Grease me. I have to be out there in 5 minutes."
"OK you are in"
"Mom, I can't move my legs. Give me a push"

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

Beyonce Knowles arrived in the Philippines today to announce:
"Hi, my name is Beyonce and I am a Douche Bag!"

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

What is Beyonce thinking!?

LOOKIN' SO CRAZY IN FUG!

Beyonce or some tranny hooker, not sure which, made a fugly appearance at Diddy’s Sean Jean “Unforgivable Woman” launch party in NYC last night! SEXY!

NIP SLIP: Beyonce

PRESS PLAY to watch Beyonce preforming "Deja Vu" when a her dress flies up exposes her Knowles!;)

Beyonce STOP Letting Your Mother Dress You!

High waisted pants have got to go! Just look at this. People are going to start speculating that you are pregnant with Joe Camel's Jay Z's baby! Please, I know you love your mother but she obviously doesn't feel the same way or you wouldn't be wearing those pants!

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Now Those Are Some Moves!

If you want to see Beyonce fall down a flight of stairs, you came to the right place!

PRESS PLAY TO SEE THE GREATEST BEYONCE SHOW...EVER!

What Does Your Shirt Say About You

Wearing a shirt with your own face says: I am a self-absorbed slut who is too busy to even speak to you. People who wear this might say: "Don't you dare look me in my wonky eye, look at the face on my chest when your talking to me!"














Wearing a shirt that has Mickey Mouse mixed with a skull says: I am trendy, I wear skulls and tilted fedoras, I am gay inside! People who wear this might say: "I dated Eva Longoria, I can't be gay."











Wearing a shirt that has your cousin on it says: See I can support other artists... because I know I am better. People who wear this might say: "So what, sometimes I steal from other artists, but I pull it off better, so who cares!"

She Looks Happy to be There

Here is Miss Beyonce at Kelly Roland's album release party. Wait, Kelly is releasing an album? Anyway, Beyonce went to the mall and had Kelly's face printed on this wal-mart tee to show how much she cares, then grinned like she was constipated. Then through her clenched teeth she claimed that Kelly's album will never sell more then hers .