JIMMY AND SARAH SPLIT!

People.com reports:

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship after five years of dating.

"Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment," Kimmel's rep Lewis Kay and Silverman's rep Amy Zvi confirmed in a joint statement.

IF YOU'RE BORED...

PRESS PLAY to watch this hilarious clip of Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon.

THE CHATTERBOX

"When we were writing, we met her[Angelina Jolie]. She was shooting a commercial for Japan on the lot, and she came over and said she liked the show. She was so nice. We were so star-struck."

"She intimated that she'd be open to being on the show if we think of a funny idea. Chances are, when we get back to her, she'd be saving an African country. Hopefully she'll have her priorities straight and do our show instead."
-Sarah Silverman on Angelina Jolie

The Sarah Silverman Program begins it's second season tonight on Comedy Central.

THE CHATTERBOX

"She's a fucking bitch. I hate her."
-Paris Hilton on Sarah Silverman


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Man this will never get old!

MTV MOVIE AWARDS Recap

So the MTV Movie Awards were last night and I have to say it was not that interesting. Sarah Silverman was pretty damn funny as usual, she and Jessica Biel had a funny sketch about making out, and another about finding a presenter with fake phone calls that had scenes from movies on the other end of the call. But over all, it was pretty standard, aside from Johnny Depp seeming to appear from nowhere to accept his award, nothing special went down.

The best part of the evening by far was when Sarah Silverman joked about Paris going to jail and the crowd cheered for what seemed like forever, as Paris just sat there looking like she was going to burst into tears. Penis bars, breaking teeth, the whole sha-bang! It was hilarious! I was embarrassed for her! We can trash Paris all we want, but that must take some serious balls to do what Sarah did while Paris was right there!! Like some serious Cisco Adler Balls! AWESOMEMNESS!!!

WHY I LOVE SARAH SILVERMAN

LMAO these are a few of the interview Q&A with Sarah Silverman from MAXIM.













How do you distinguish between a joke about racism and a joke that’s racist?
“By not being retarded?”

Have you ever entertained the troops in Iraq?
“No, because I’m a huge p-ssy.”

Any advice for young girls in Hollywood?
“Kill yourself.”

Anyone who could use a little making fun of?
“Your mother.”

GUESS WHO's MAXIM'S #1 HOTTIE

HOT 100
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendes
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie


For the most part, I agree with all of these girls except maybe Fergie, I love her but she has a bad case of butter face, maybe the worst case I've seen. But funny girl Sarah Silverman graces the cover and shows us how funny/sexy she can be! If you haven't seen JESUS IS MAGIC it is pretty damn funny, I love this girl!