MTV MOVIE AWARDS Recap

So the MTV Movie Awards were last night and I have to say it was not that interesting. Sarah Silverman was pretty damn funny as usual, she and Jessica Biel had a funny sketch about making out, and another about finding a presenter with fake phone calls that had scenes from movies on the other end of the call. But over all, it was pretty standard, aside from Johnny Depp seeming to appear from nowhere to accept his award, nothing special went down.

The best part of the evening by far was when Sarah Silverman joked about Paris going to jail and the crowd cheered for what seemed like forever, as Paris just sat there looking like she was going to burst into tears. Penis bars, breaking teeth, the whole sha-bang! It was hilarious! I was embarrassed for her! We can trash Paris all we want, but that must take some serious balls to do what Sarah did while Paris was right there!! Like some serious Cisco Adler Balls! AWESOMEMNESS!!!