STILL ON THE WAGON

Since going to rehab, Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne have been the picture of sobriety.
Just look at them last night after a sober night out. Jeff Conaway, China Doll and Shifty could learn a lot from them.

A HOT VALENTINES DAY THREESOME

This is not at all what you pictured with that title....



But this is how Kim Stewart, Kelly Osbourne and Lilly Allen spent V-Day. I can only pray the night ended here....

WHEN CELEBS COLLIDE

Amy Winehouse shows off her newly died blond hair while joining pal Kelly Osbourne for lunch Sunday in London.

Kelly Osboune Is A Hit!

Kelly Osbourne gets a big hug from her Mom Sharon and Dad Ozzy at the opening night of Chicago! After dropping some weight and preparing for this role for months, Kelly nailed it!

SPOTTED

A much slimmer Kelly Osbourne out and about in London. Kelly began dropping the pounds after she was cast as the star in the West End production of Chicago.

PULL MY PLUG

Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart decided to pull the plug on their reality show!

This sucks! That would have make for some good entertaining TV dramz! Kelly is set to star in West End's production of Chicago, while Kimberly Stewart is busy slutting up the streets of LA. It's a hard life. What can we say!

In other news, E! has now picked up Kim KardASSian's reality show, which will def not be as crazy as these ho's! But may contain water sports.

HOLY FAT GHOST

WTF Kelly Osbourne, you almost blinded me with your pale ass skin! I could sue you! I know you are already developing some crows feet on your young Asian eyes but take one for the team and go tanning. The wrinkles will be totally worth it. Your giant white breasts will repay you by producing some Godiva chocolate milk that you slurp up when you are tired from squinting!

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Pretty Ugly In Pink

Kelly Osbourne was spotted shopping for some new undies!

Hey, at least she wears um!

Bob, Bob..... GOOSE!

So Jenny McCarthy, Kelly Osbourne And Carmen Electra are at the perfectly fitting event the opening of the ODDITORIUM. Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium opened in NYC's Time Square last night. I have no idea wtf an odditorium is but the turn out of the Hooks was impressive.

No Girls, We Are Laughing At You, Not With You!

Kelly and Kim were spotted shooting scenes for some new reality show on E!. Looks like it will be freaking fantastic! If you like watching washed up celebrity spawn than this is the show for you! Who am I kidding?, I know damn well I will TiVo this shizz everynight! LOL.. Actually, Kelly is pretty funny, I don't really mind her so much as I have a strong problem with Kim Stewart, so if you put her together with anyone... they just lose points.

Anyways, the giggling hookers show will be out in a few months....

What do you think this reality show will be called ?
I am betting on: Oxy Contin: The Real OC!