HOLY FAT GHOST

WTF Kelly Osbourne, you almost blinded me with your pale ass skin! I could sue you! I know you are already developing some crows feet on your young Asian eyes but take one for the team and go tanning. The wrinkles will be totally worth it. Your giant white breasts will repay you by producing some Godiva chocolate milk that you slurp up when you are tired from squinting!

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