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INTERVIEW: Denise Richards

How do you deal with Sheen now?
I've started responding after three years of his lies. Every day, Charlie puts a new thing out there. He said I tried to crash his wedding, and that I wanted an early copy of 'OK' magazine, and that I got a $40 million divorce settlement. All of that is garbage. He needs to shut up. He talks about me exploiting the kids, but he's exploiting our entire situation in the public.

I read where he said he won't talk about you anymore. What do you think about that?
I hope he doesn't. But he has other people do it for him. I mean, for OK magazine to put on its cover that him getting married is "my worst nightmare" … I couldn't be happier. Those two are very much alike. I hope he moves on now.

What's the worst piece of gossip that's been out there about you?
That I wanted Charlie's sperm. Why? I'm in a bitter divorce with him. I had to have an AIDS test after I left him. Why would I want his sperm? I don't care. I'm done with Charlie. I'm at a point where I'm sick of it, and now I'll just talk because I've had three years of this. It's crazy.

HANGING WHORE

Denise Richards took her daughter Sam to a playgroud in in Los Angeles on Thursday afternoon.
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WHAT DO FOZZIE, DENISE AND KERMIT HAVE IN COMMON?

They are all fake and like things shoved up their ass.

Shortly after the this picture was taken at the CW11 Morning Show in New York City on Thursday Fozzie and Kermit tell LUA that Denise asked them for some sperm.

It's not easy being green a whore!

PIMPING THE KIDS NEVER LOOKED SO EASY!

Denise Richards has received E!'s green light and has already begun filming the untitled series which will follow her around as she “navigates Hollywood, romance and motherhood.” The show will be on this summer!

“The show will give viewers an inside look at what it’s like for Denise to go through these ups and downs while always in the public eye. At the core of this series is a resilient single mom who is trying to get her life back on track.”
- Lisa Berger, Executive Vice President for E!

DENISE TO PIMP THE KIDS!

A judge ruled yesterday that Denise Richards can pimp her daughters out on her new reality show.

Despite Charlie Sheen's attempt to halt production, with a few restrictions, Denise has the green light!

PLEASE LET ME PIMP THE GIRLS

Denise "hide your husband from her" Richards is desperate for attention. But still, nobody cares. That is why she needs her cute little girls Sam and Lola to star with her in a new reality show. Unfortunately, the girls father, Charlie Sheen, said no, no, no.

My first reaction to this news was: good who wants to see her anyways... then I thought of Hey Paula, Rock of Love and Strange Love and realized that I love this shit.

CAPTION ME: Denise Richards

THE CHATTERBOX

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig…"
-Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards

Richards/Sheen Divorce - Still Giving

Charlie Sheen has finally responded to Denise's wild accusations via Extra:
“I will not dignify the majority of these allegations set forth by Denise Richards with any measure of response. On its best day it remains laughable and inane.
For the record, as well as for the scales of morality, the following must be clarified:
Two years ago, when this circus first arrived, I chose a high road position and remained quiet and dignified. Yet, based on the resurfacing of certain specific claims, made in a severe and grievous manner, illustrating Ms. Richards’ poor judgment on every possible front, I must counter with these FACTS.
The FBI was aware of these issues. I provided them with every computer I owned. The computers were returned two weeks later. Haven’t heard from them since. Period. The end.
During the 18 months before my request to select my own child care provider, not a single complaint was made or received regarding the welfare of the children while under the care of myself and/or Brooke [Sheen’s fiance]. I repeat - NOT A SINGLE COMPLAINT by either Ms. Richards herself, or her representatives and nanny.
All of this, keep in mind, is because I asked the court to grant me the legal and God-given freedom of choice to hire my own child care provider. I have asked that the Court eliminate Ms. Richards ability to abuse and harass us any longer. One can only imagine what we’ve withstood thus far.
Brooke and I remain committed to the task at hand. These unlawful and diabolical accusations will not distract us from the focus of our resolve. Shortly before unleashing her attack Mr. Richards asked for another baby via a sperm donation, after her divisive attempts at a reconciliation behind Brooke’s back failed. She was flat out rejected.
I am making every possible effort to assure that the courts focus on my children and their welfare. My refusal to dignify garbage needs to be understood in the context of the history of this case and Denise’s need and desire to make it about issues that do not involve anything other than her emotions.
Respectfully - c sheen, 9/24/07

The Split That Keeps on Giving

I love when crazy Hollywood couples split. Because outrageous allegations always follow from both sides. And the Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen split, is the split that keeps on giving. Denise filed another court document claiming amongst other things that Charlie is a crazy pedophile and his daughters hate him. Here is one of the allegations:
...Richards’ childcare provider, Diana Alvarez fires off some sordid claims against Sheen. In her declaration, Alvarez claims she has witnessed Sheen hit the family dogs, and also claims the couple’s daughter Sam has told her Sheen has threatened to hit her. Alvarez also alleges Sheen “yells… and routinely curses” in front of the children, and even goes as far as to claim Sheen “completely ignores” the youngest daughter Lola.
I have to admit, that my cold black heart feels bad for the two little girls involved in this mess. But I still want them to keep the crazy coming!
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What Do You Say If Denise Richards Asks For Your Sperm?

“I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?”
-Charlie Sheen

Yes Charlie, I think it does. I never thought the day would come when Charlie Sheen didn't want to give up some sperm to a women.

Breakup Alert

Denise Richards just announced that she and Richie Sambora broke-up 2 months ago! Why didn't she tell me! I thought we were friends. Ohno- I better check on my man.