PLEASE LET ME PIMP THE GIRLS

Denise "hide your husband from her" Richards is desperate for attention. But still, nobody cares. That is why she needs her cute little girls Sam and Lola to star with her in a new reality show. Unfortunately, the girls father, Charlie Sheen, said no, no, no.

My first reaction to this news was: good who wants to see her anyways... then I thought of Hey Paula, Rock of Love and Strange Love and realized that I love this shit.