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"I'm Bruce Willis and I am the original Douche Bag"

Bruce Bagged A Bunny!

Bruce Willis has been dating Karen McDougal a former Playboy Playmate of the Year. Here is the new couple out to lunch yesterday, in Italy, where they have been vacationing.

I Miss Rumer!

Bruce Willis took one of his other daughters to NYC with him this weekend. Meet Scout LaRue! That would be correct. Rumer was too busy admiring her chin to be bothered with NYC. At least she can borrow papa's new fedora. She'll like that.

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"My name is Bruce Willis, and I am a Douche Bag."

Bruce Will Give You A Look of Death

Bruce Willis says that he can kind of tough when it comes to his daughters' boyfriends and dates.

"I'm not hard at all," he said with a smile. "I just tell [the boys] I want to meet them – that's the only thing I ask for. I just give them that look, that little look."


LOL I am sure the look from Rumer would scare them off way before Bruce needed to step in! Sorry! I am, but seriously, she needs to do something about that hair of hers, that chia pet look is over, it was actually never in, so please go get yourself a dang wig... Britney will be happy to give you one of her carcasses I am sure!

Bruce Checks Out Halle's Berries

You'd think for someone who has that much experience checkin out chicks he would be a little more subtle. I mean what else could he possibly be looking at?

Well, maybe he just spotted a $20 on the floor or maybe he is just taking a little nap or felt like whistling a quick tune. Oh Come oN... maybe he is just an old geezer who likes to stare at boobs.

Speaking of Bruce... I came across these pictures of his son. He is becoming quite the young man, I think these are at his Bar Mitzvah, or do they have those in Kabbalah? Eitherway Diggin the Yamakah! LOL

A little Creepy

Is it just me or is this a little creepy? Demi, Ashton and Bruce go on a boat trip/photo shoot for Vanity Fair. I think in that second pic Bruce wants to hit D'Ashton with his fising rod..if you know what I am saying...