SPOTTED

Ashton and Demi Moore were spotted at LAX. So they are still together and we still don't care...

MORE LIKE YAWN FICTION!

Ashton Kutcher's hyped new show on E!, Pop Fiction, has less than stellar reviews and press and now the reality show, which features paparazzi pranks by celebrities, are becoming less and less exciting!

In an upcoming episode Mario Lopez gives pal Eva Longoria an expensive Cartier necklace. OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS! Too bad no one cares even if it were real. You can fake flirt all you want. YAWN!

ASHTON STEALS ANNA NICOLE'S IDEA!

TMZ.com reports:
The new E! show "Pop Fiction" sounds like a complete rip off of another pitch -- "Celebrities Strike Back." Oh, by the way -- it was pitched by Anna Nicole Smith more than three years ago and there could be a lawsuit.

"Pop Fiction," produced by Ashton Kutcher's Katalyst Television, debuted last night. It seems identical to a treatment obtained by TMZ that Anna Nicole registered with the Writers Guild in 2004. Now get this -- in 2004, Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern met with Jeff Shore and Jay James, both programming execs for E!. They pitched the show and sent Shore the treatment.

We're also told Anna Nicole and Howard K. met with then E! Prez Ted Harbert in 2004 and also raised the show.

Ashton's show sounds like a carbon of Anna's treatment -- "...what happens if Anna Nicole Smith and other celebrities turn the tables and capitalize off of the overzealous media? What if the next big supposed scandal is not a scandal at all? What if everything is staged, but the media (and the public) don't know it?" It continues, Anna Nicole and other celebrity guests take aim at the media and push all the limits."

That's Ashton Kutcher's show and we're told Howard K. has already threatened suit. What is really pissing him off is that he and Anna had multiple meetings with E!. Two months ago, Stern spoke with E! again on behalf of the estate and the network seemed intrigued by making Larry Birkhead the celeb to do the first prank and then host the show. Ultimately Jay James said it just wouldn't work. Oh really?

A rep for E! could not be reached for comment.

THE HEP COULD BE WORSE THE THE HERP

Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC may have been a Hep fest! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the venue tested positive for Hepatitis A. They asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.
Possible Hep victims Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and an horrid looking Cameron Diaz joined the massive crowd to watch the the New York Giants Vs. the Philadelphia Eagles game on Sunday. Cameron should have hit the spa instead. Girl is in serious need of a facial!

Not Hot

Was Ashton Kutcher ever hot? I mean a long tome ago. Before he married Mrs. Robinson, Demi Moore. Well, even if he was hot. He isn't anymore. What kind of guy wears capris?

Ashton's Still A Hot Piece

Pene Cruz and Demi Moore hold on tight to that sexy grandmotherfucker.

My Baby is All Grown Up

Demi looks like a proud mom.

A little Creepy

Is it just me or is this a little creepy? Demi, Ashton and Bruce go on a boat trip/photo shoot for Vanity Fair. I think in that second pic Bruce wants to hit D'Ashton with his fising rod..if you know what I am saying...