BRITNEY'S LAWYER HAS GREAT TACTICS!

Britney Spears' lawyer, Anne Kiley, is so my new favorite ho in the Spears' clique! Today in court her attorney told the judge in her child custody case that the drug tests are basically an inconvenience to Britney because of her career. Then proceeded to tell the judge that he wouldn't understand because he is not Britney and not a pop star!

KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, continued to argue that Britney's visitation rights should be revoked because she's violating the ordered drug-testing by never returning their calls in the morning when it's time to take them!

But that is no match for Britney's lawyer, Anne Kiley, who simply told the judge that receiving calls at 8:00 AM is impossible for Britney. Kiley then explained that Britney just does not get up that early and told him "You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don't know."

Genius! Anne Kiley is totally my favorite! She is so much better than Shannon Funk and Allie Sims! I mean seriously, reminding the judge that Britney basically wakes up hung over at 3pm everyday is definitly a sure fire way to get custody of two children! That will win the case! PS: Britney's album is #2. But hey, for never promoting a min and for being cracked out the entire time it's pretty damn good!