BRITNEY ROUNDUP

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So Britney Spears tested positive for drugs! Turns out it wasn’t prescription medication in her pee pee. Instead, amphetamines! Who Knew?! Her lawyers are now saying it could be her Albuterol asthma inhaler! Yes that its! By george it's the reason for this positive test. Wonder how that will pan out!

Anyways, back at KFed's camp they requested another emergency hearing and will appear in court again this Friday. KFed had already requested Britney not to drive with the kids in the car at the last hearing. And since Britney is always ready to follow rules, since the last hearing, she has ran two red lights, sent text messages while driving, left her kids in the car to shop with court appointed monitor for a chandelier and almost killed several photags, one of which is still in the hospital!

And that is it for your Britney Roundup!

Eat up girl, eat up!