VMA Mayhem!

LEAVE UM ALOHAN Covers the VMA's!

THE SHOW:
Britney Spears opened the show and well, we were hoping she would gimme less! Where was the Criss Angel magic? It was terrible. Her hair is still a disaster, she should of just worn a hat like she did in rehearsal! She doesn't even look like she is trying to pretend she is singing. If you are going to fake it, pretend like you are singing! Ashlee Simpson did a better job than this! What a shame! She needs a lot of work and that outfit made her look even bigger than Horatio Sans! Who organized this shit-show?! She should have gotten some seriously over-weight dancers to make her look skinnier! UGH! Disappointing! :(

Well, the show must go on and Sarah Silverman hit the stage after Britney's performance and she was hilarious as always! I think the crowd was still in shock from what ever the hell they just saw. And she also tore Britney a new asshole, which was way too fun for me! She also took a few minor shots at Paris Hilton who was about to shit herself if Sarah pulled another stunt like she did at the MTV Movie Awards! (Classic! Worth the click!) Justin Timberlake sounds like he had a few too many roofie coladas while accepting the award for Quadruple Threat Of The Year! 50 Cent and Kanye West presented an award to Beyonce for her collaboration with Shakira. Beyonce's dress is horrid! EW! But the best part is Fiddy totally dissed her ass! Beyonce kissed Kanye on the cheek and then went for the lean with Fiddy and she was denied! LOL! For some reason I now have a strange attraction to Fiddy. Is it just me or is he kinda hot?! Chris Brown just stole the show! Boy tore it up! With an appearance by Rihanna, he just blew every performance out of the water! Amazing! Lauren, Audrina and Whitney just gave the Male Artist of the Year award to Justin Timberlake, who unintentionally slammed the girls in his acceptance speech by saying MTV should play more videos and less reality TV! He said, "we don't want to see the Simpsons on reality television, play more videos!" Alica Keys did an amazing job with her performance. Her new song is going to be a sure hit! It was awesome, she mixed in the old school, Freedom!! Amazing! Complete with standing ovation! Wow! Kid Rock and Tommy Lee just got into a huge smak down! HOLY SHIT! Pam Anderson is going crazy!@&$!&% Kid Rock just walked up to Tommy and decked him in the face! They are at each others throats! They are both dragged away by security!! Jamie Fox hits the stage and rambles on for an hour about it and then spits all over Jennifer Garner which is beyond hilarious! She actually has to wipe her face but that's not all... she then attempts to dance to Jamie's beat-box.OMG Tragic! Then Jennifer calls Gym Class Hero's, Gym Class Fallout! LOL I am embarrassed for what I just saw! EW! OH NO! It's Ms. SUCH AS , (Ms. South Carolina) just said something not worth quoting, she was trying to poke fun at her dumbass self but it's just making me think she is even more pathetic than before. She just ruined it! Tick-Tock and 15 minutes up now! Dr. Dre just hit the stage to receive praise for being the greatest producer of our generation, somewhere Timbaland is crying, or should we start calling him the Maestro?! Cuz apparently that is his nickname! I missed that one! Diddy just invited everyone to his party on the 32nd floor! Somehow I think that might get a little over-crowded with random sluts saying, "I swear I was personally invited by Diddy! I'll show you my tits!" JT, The Maestro and blond-Nelly hit the stage for the grand finale, including a Nelly's new single and "The Way I Are," "Love Stoned" and "Give It To Me" which closed the shit out! Awesomeness! After the show is the after party! Apparently on the 32nd floor bitches!

PS: If you don't know Mark Ronson, you should really check him out! He is by far one of my favorites and played all of the sets in between the awards! He is also Samantha Ronson's brother!

VMA 2007 is officially over!