Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Deep Thoat The Mic

Janice Dickinson took to the Hollywood streets in support PETA, declaring that she would "Rather Go Naked, Than Wear Fur".

Damn Janice, NO ONE else would rather that, so put some damn clothes on. You are 52 years old! Support a cause from your local nursing home, like smoother pudding cups and heated toilet seats and leave the naked PETA ads to Pamela Anderson and Holly Madison.
With that being said, Leave Um Alohan does not support the killing of animals, unless it helps cover up horrid cellulite covered ass, then we may let it slide.