I'll Have A Tea Please

Kim KardASSian went to hear DJ AM at the opening of Ibiza nightclub and ordered a tea from Starbucks because the Asstasstic supastar only drinks alcohol on her birthday and New Year's Eve, twice a year!

So basically, what she is trying to say, is that while making amature pornography, partying with the Hiltons and banging the NFL... she was sober...THE WHOLE TIME!


THAT'S EVEN WORSE MORON! At least Paris was wasted when she was sluttin it up on camera, dancing on tables and driving! If you do what Kim does sober, well, hate to break the news but you are a whore.