Friday, May 25, 2007

H-umor? I think so! For Us Anyways!

The new besties have been spotted all over the place lately, most recently grabbing some coffee in West Hollywood.

WOW Candy and is at it again?!
Dear Rumor,
Please hire the Zoe. You need her! As much as we all may hate Rasin Face you need her.... badly. This has gotten way out of hand. You are out of control. You are no longer recognized as a hot hollywood spawn... I am saying this as a close family friend who has never met you... Your hair and outfit makes me vomit. If you hang out with Hayden "ToHotForMyAge" Panettiere at least try a little! This is unacceptable. You will forever be known as the ugly Willis unless you change now.

Love,
Candy Spelling

(THIS IS NOT A REAL LETTER)