NICE OUTFIT.

Mischa Barton wore a knitted bathing suit and super short ugly shorts at the beach in Malibu Wednesday.

MISCHA PISSES OFF HER FILMS DIRECTOR

Despite her attempts to clean up her image after her recent DUI, Mischa Barton is still on thin ice with fans and now she has opted to skip all of her press obligations for her new film, You and I.

The film's director, Roland Joffé, is livid, “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews, she’s pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is,” he explained.

Mischa, get your shit together girl! Before we forget about your cottage cheese ass.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRUIT WITH ALL THAT COTTAGE CHEESE?

Mischa Barton in Australia.

Sexy.

JOINING THE RANKS OF HEIDI MONTAG...

So you left the O.C. in hopes of becoming a major movie star, when that didn't work out you got yourself a little DUI... yet still no one cared.


But stooping to the level of setting up your own paparazzi photo shoots is just LOW! Spencer and Heidi low!

Here is Mischa Barton in Malibu doing nothing.


She reportedly called the paps and began prancing around doing an impromptu photo shoot.

NO JAIL TIME FOR MISCHA BARTON

People.com Reports:
Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case, sparing her any jail time.

The former O.C. star will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment Thursday in Beverly Hills court, and agree to serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, the source says.

Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700. In addition, a marijuana possession charge against the actress will be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source.

A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office would not comment on the case.

The terms of the plea deal, negotiated by Barton's lawyer Anthony V. Salerno, are expected to be signed off on by the court Thursday. Such a deal is common for first-time offenders.

SUCK ON THAT RYAN ATTWOOD

Mischa Barton was spotted kissing a new man!

He is the lead singer of Rooney, Brett Simon.

MISCHA FOUND LOVE

Mischa Barton found a new man!

SPOTTED

Mischa Barton with her PUH (Personal Umbrella Holder) heading to a runway show during Paris' Fashion Week.

MISCHA CHARGED!

The L.A. District Attorney charged Mischa Barton with four misdemeanor counts stemming from her December 27 arrest:

• driving under the influence
• driving with a blood alcohol level of .08% or higher
• driving without a license
• possession of marijuana (under an ounce)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISCHA

Today is Mischa Barton Birthday!

So much accomplished in such a short time... She left The OC at the height of it's popularity for bigger and better things... And the only thing she's done since then is got a DUI.

BACK IN THE GAME

Mischa Barton hit the 2008 Sundance Film Festival to promote her new film, Assassination of a High School President, yeserday.

The film is about a Catholic high school, where the most popular girl (Mischa Barton) joins forces with an underclassmen newspaper reporter to investigate a case of stolen SAT exams.

THE CHATTERBOX

"I got a DUI when I was back in LA, I was pulled over. Obviously, I am 100 percent responsible for my actions, and I am really disappointed in myself. I am not perfect, and I don't ever intend to do something that stupid again."

"I usually try not to get behind the wheel."

"It is tough when people are talking about you all the time. You just have to roll with it. I feel like I've got my head on my shoulders pretty good."
-Mischa Barton to E! News' Ryan Seacrest.

MISCHA BARTON'S REP IS AWESOME!

A rep for Mischa Barton's family slammed the National Enquirer's reports that Mischa's sister, Hania, was hospitalized for a drug overdose.

"Mischa understands that as an actress and a public person she needs to address her issues in a timely and appropriate manner. That being said, she's the only public person in her family and we will not address these sleazy, tabloid reports. I think these pieces of s--- who work at hospitals and sell private information are not only breaking the law, but they're morally reprehensible. They're selling people's private information for the price of dinner for four at Lawry's. And I hope they choke on their prime rib."

HOLY BEJESUS! At least Mischa's rep has her back, I mean damn, bitch hopes they choke on their steak! Who says that?! Aren't reps supposed to speak for you, so you don't say crap like that! But something doesn't add up, he doesn't deny the story, more likely is just mad they found out from from hospital workers illegally. Either Way, Don't Mess With Mischa Or CHOKE!

I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES, I'M SORRY!

Mischa Barton continued her tour of saint like behavior to redeem her recent DUI. Yesterday the pill popping star prayed for forgiveness at The Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills. She does look sorry. Hopefully she isn't just sorry she got caught.

LOOK AT ME! I'M GOOD!

Mischa Barton decided to cancel her hosting duties at CatHouse in Vegas for New Year's Eve and take time to revamp her scarred image from getting busted for DUI, weed, pills and other non-disclosed narcotics! So what to do? Apparently, high on the list of things to change her image was sitting with her bitches in the park... This will surely erase the past! Genius! I almost forgot what a douche bag she was... Almost...

WHAT DUI?

UPDATE: Apperently Mischa being unable walk the red carpet and answer any questions has made the CatHouse think again and she was replaced. We feel really bad for the thousands of fans that bought tickets to see Mushy in Vegas.


A Breathalyzer test, prescription pills and some pot are not standing in Mischa Barton's way from ringing in her New Year!

Mischa would never let her little DUI interfere with her NYE plans, NEVER! Long live Marissa Cooper! As of now, Mischa is still set to host the party at CatHouse in the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas. It's nice to know she follows through on her commitments though. Now people know if they book Mischa to host nothing will stop her from jumping in her black Range Rover and driving into oncoming traffic hopped up on pills, maybe a few antibiotic cocktails too many, to be at her engagements. Because that is the type of trooper she is.
(Picture below from 05/07.)

MISCHA RELEASED FROM JAIL

Mischa Barton has been released. She hid her face as exited the West Hollywood Sheriff’s station at 10:10AM PST. Mischa was picked up by her parents and sat in the back seat covering her head with her hands.

MISCHA UPDATE: The Mug Shot

Its actually not that a bad photo of her! BTW - Misha was supposed to host a NYE party in Vegas. Hopefully Tara Reid is available to take over her hosting duties.

MISCHA'S BOOKING INFO!

Mischa Barton is 5' 9" and weighing in at 125lbs these days.

BREAKING NEWS: Mischa Barton Arrested!!!

Mischa Baron has been arrested for DUI and possession of illegal narcotics!

And to top it off she was driving without a valid license!

Mischa was pulled over around 3:00 AM in West Hollywood. She is still in police custody!

Her bail was just set at $10,000.