BORING.........

These two are worse then Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo. At least Nick and Vanessa gave us some hot hot-tub pics. Justin and Jessica put me to sleep.

THE MOST BORING COUPLE RETURN

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are more boring then a sober Britney Spears.

THE NEW NICK AND VANESSA

In the running for the second most boring couple ever, we have Justin Timberlake and his girlfriend Jessica Biel who do nothing but go to dinner.

YAWN! Show your vagina in Mexico at least bitch.

REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS HOT?

Me either...

WHICH ONE IS THE DOG?

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

Jessica Biel has officially lost her hotness. And it looks like Justin Timberlake is loving her new granny look.

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

No that is not a 40 year old house wife - it's Jessica Biel!

THE GIRLS OF VANITY FAIR

Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Alice Braga, Ellen Page, Zoë Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Ginnifer Goodwin and America Ferrera will grace the cover of the upcomming Vanity Fair annual Hollywood Issue.

STILL TOGETHER AND STILL NOBODY CARES

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and the worst hair color ever, were all spotted together in London.

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

Yes folks, that really is Jessica Biel.

SLUTTY FOR A CAUSE, THE NEW BLACK!

Jessica Biel attends the Dafur Now Screening on Tuesday in LA. Following Hayden Peen-it-here's lead, Jessica Biel wears a semi-slutty sheer top, leaving just enough to the imagination while also helping draw attention to the issues in Darfur! I hope this new trend is contagious because celebs getting slutty for a cause! What's better than that? Show your support bitches!

JESSICA PULLS A BRITNEY!

Ahhhhhhhh I love when celebrities attack. It's like Animal Planet only so much better!

As read by the late Steve Erwin:
Watch Jessica Biel as she approaches. The Biel, usually a care free relaxed creature, appears much more stressed and uptight than usual. We spotted The Biel leaving her yoga class! Using her black and white umbrella as a weapon, she comes out and strikes at The Paps. The paps, an aggressive creature were coming into her territory. The Biel, then shouts "Get out of my way! Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" Truly a remarkable site. Crikey! After the attack The Biel will now retreat to shave her head and cleanse her of the experience!

CAPTION ME: Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel's friend gets grabby at the Packers game earlier this week.

(Justin Timberlake far left, and random James Van Der Beek appearance far right!)

What Goes Around Comes Around

While Cammy is busy "dating" everyone in Hollywood. Justin Timberlake is still hot 'n heavy with Jessica Biel. And here we thought Justin was called "trousersnake" for a different reason...

SPOTTED

Jessica Biel playing blackjack at the IVY Hotel this weekend.

Jessica Biel Goes Brown!

Jessica Biel unveiled a new darker 'do! Looks good!
BEFORE AND AFTER SHOT BELOW.

Here she is with her PUH (personal umbrella holder) on the set of her new film!

While Timberlake is Away....

Jessica Biel will play... with Chris Evans?

“It looked as if they were completely absorbed with one another. From what I could see, Jessica hardly left Chris’ side. They were holding hands and cuddling all night - even trading little kisses! They sat together and even walked to the bathroom together. Everyone was shocked because we thought she was dating Justin. But it didn’t look like she was thinking about him that night - she was consumed with Chris…”

She is so going to make Justin cry her a river...I am so ready for Cry Me a River part 2 - the Jessica edition!

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What A Bitch!

Here is the hotness that is Jessica Biel, playing mother hen to what seems like every dog in the USA. Bitches must be lovin it! She probably lets them suckle on her teets!

But draw the line girl, it's nice you love animals so much, but you are beginning to look more like you work on a farm! You don't want to be known as the dog lady, do you? That is considered almost as bad as the old lady with the cats!

The Cameras are Rolling! Look Like a Couple!!!

Is the magic fading already?

How Sveet Yah?

JT and Jessica Bielicious hold hands while in Sweeden! They didn't take long to warm up to the public!

Several reports have been surfacing that JT has been quite the douche while overseas, or maybe just in general, either way, they look cute and happy douche or not.





UGH SERIOUSLY JUSTIN, PLEASE SHAVE THOSE PUBES OFF YOUR FACE! IT IS OUT OF HAND!