NEIGHHHHHH!!!

Heidi Montag and her coworker Kimberly were spotted out in LA. They were on their way to have some carrots and sugar cubes for lunch.

HEIDI'S GOT CRACK!

Heidi Klum's expression in this pic is not hot. So it's a good thing nobody is looking at her face.

THE CHATTERBOX

"We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea,"
"It’s very clever .... I learned a lot of things."
- Heidi Klum on Britney Spears' parenting tips on Ellen

I really hope that this was a joke gone wrong and we can blame it on the writer's strike. Because I can't believe for a second that Heidi was serious.

HALLOWEEN LEFTOVERS!

Britney Spears attended tons of house parties last night, including Heidi Klum’s Halloween bash! Not sure what her costume is, or if that is even a costume, she does crazy so well at this point we shouldn't question it! She almost looks like old school Britney in the first picture, I actually had to check the date on this picture, I thought it was old! But below we have a few more to remind us, we are in current times, and Britney is still lost and possibly more crazy than last week.

HEIDI GOES TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH

Heidi Klum takes her son Henry out and about in his Spiderman costume! Aw! It look like they are having so much fun together. What a great down to earth mommy.

LOVE AT FIRST PENIS!

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” [Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.]

“And I pretty much saw everything! The whole package.”
-Heidi Klum recalls when she fell in love with Seal on Oprah

SPOTTED

Heidi Klum and Courteney Cox Arquette at the celeb crazed Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch! Because if you get your pumpkins anywhere else, you ain't cool!

They look so happy don't they?

New Take on the Bowl Haircut

Remember the bowl haircut? It was in the late 80's when a hairdesser put a bowl over your head and just cut around it? Well Heidi Klum is trying to bring it back. But just the bangs. It's a new twist.