EVA CHOPS IT OFF!

Eva Longoria chopped off her long locks yesterday.

Ehh, I'm not a fan. She looks like a weird version of Katie Holmes. Def not as hot as her usual flowing locks.

LMAO

Eva Attention-whoria should quit acting and go into comedy. That is the funniest shirt ever.

WE STILL DON'T KNOW

We still have our eye on this Whoria... And this dress is definitely keeping us watching...

PDA WEEKEND

Just 'cause they are married doens't mean they stop showing the love!

Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban slutted it up in Nashville.


While Eva and Tony cuddled in Paris.... Is this what a bun in the oven does for a marrage? Yes we are still keeping an eye on this Whoria.

STIKE A POSE...

Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham try to look fierce at the CFDA Awards in NYC Monday night, but instead look like they are trying way to hard.

FAILED!

DESPERATE TIMES FOR THIS HOUSEWIFE?

No! Eva Longoria is participating in "Father's Day Frosty Weekend." at Wendy's!

"The goal is to raise more than $1.3 million for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and the Wendy's Wonderful Kids Foundation."

As for the slight bulge, Frosty? Pregnant? We have no idea, but we'll be keeping an eye on this whoria!

SPOTTED

Eva LangWhoria, hubby Tony Parker and Eva's ginormous purse were spotted leaving Besos last night.

IS THAT A COCK YOU'RE WEARING?

Eva Longoria Parker looks down right crazy at Nikki Beach Thursday in Cannes.

Bitch needs to lay off that amazon look! It didn't work for Beyonce and it sure as hell don't work for you!

And all those poor peacocks! Paging PETA!

RED CARPET: Love Um

Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in New York City.
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

"Hi, I'm Eva Longoria and I am a douche bag"

EVA COVERS FOR CAMERON

Eva Longoria Parker, owner of the restaurant, Beso, headed outside to the paps to deliver a dish on Monday and distract them so Cameron Diaz could get in without being snapped. Ummm, no one cares. That's all.

CUTE

Eva Longoria hung out with a furry friend on Monday at a Los Angeles pet store.

MORE LIKE YAWN FICTION!

Ashton Kutcher's hyped new show on E!, Pop Fiction, has less than stellar reviews and press and now the reality show, which features paparazzi pranks by celebrities, are becoming less and less exciting!

In an upcoming episode Mario Lopez gives pal Eva Longoria an expensive Cartier necklace. OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS! Too bad no one cares even if it were real. You can fake flirt all you want. YAWN!

WHEN CELEBS COLLIDE

Eva Longoria celebrated her 33rd birthday with Eve at her L.A. restaurant, Beso, last night. Weird combo! Happy B-Day Eva!

THE CHATTERBOX

"We both want children. And we both can't wait and we practice a lot. But nothing yet. I'll let you know."
- Eva Langoria Parker

Eva, haven't you hear that those who talk about it are usually not doing it!

Eva Longoria Does Ukraine ELLE!

Eva's on the cover of the January 2008 Issue of Ukraine ELLE.

I never think Eva is anything super special but I will give credit where credit is due and she looks amazing in this shoot. Sexy!!!

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS!

Last week the media storm hit Tony Parker! Reports that he was cheating on his wife, Eva Longoria, with some whore named Alexandra Paressant would not die. Tony denied these accusations and now he is taking it a step further and he's suing X17online.com, the photography agency's blog for 20 million dollars.

In the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Parker alleges X17 defamed him, claiming, "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source." X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had "an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months." The suit states, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant."

DID TONY PARKER GET CAUGHT?

A women in France, Tony Parker's native country, claims Tony has been "passing her the baguette" for a couple of months now!

The woman said that Tony is giving it to her because Eva "... does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Listen Frenchie, if Tony Parker is cheating on Eva, it's not because she doesn't want to do it in front of a mirror, ok? Come up with something better then that.

IF YOU'RE BORED!

Eva Longoria and Eric Olsen made a fake sex tape after rumors circulated that an actual sex tape existed between Eva Longoria and her man Tony Parker.

Sagging Already?

How old is Eva Longoria? Can you be that saggy at her age?