Showing posts with label Courtney Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Courtney Love. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

WTF BY COURTNEY LOVE

Courtney Love produced her best written work today. I have entitled it "WTF"
"corgan
im at work and too tired to find you or geta number you havent sent me out of whatever misguided shame thing your going through thats a private comnversation however YOU DO NOT MAKE CHILDREN CRY.
GEARRD WAY WHO WOULD DO IT IN FIVE SECONDS AND HAS EVEN ASKED AND BEGGED EVEN FOR HIS BANDMATE TO NOT HAVE HIS HONEY MOON THAT TIME MADE SURE TO PROMISE TO BE THERE A SWEET SIXTEEN IS A BIG EVENT I THINK SHE L;OOKED UPON YOU AS FAMILY , I KNOW SHE DID AS TRUSTWORTHY AND WISE AND YOU CANT LAY THAT BIG MAN SHIT ON A CHIDL OF 9 AND OF FORTY -MY CHLILD SOBBING DUE TO YOU IS UNACCEPTABLE, I HATE STATIBNG THIS ON SOME RANDOM PUBLIC FORUM BUT THE LINE IS THE KID MAN, THE LINE IS THE KID, AND SHE DOESNT GET TO SHED TEARS OVER YOU, HER FAMILY ALREADY HAS DONE THAT DO FROPM NOW ON AND TRUST ME SHE WONT EVER CALL YOU AGAIN, YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME IF SPEAKMING TO MY FAMILY AND ILL PASS IT ON. WICH WONT HAPPEN EITHER DUE TO THIS ABSURD SHAME YOUR HAVING I WAS AND WONT EVER SAY ANYTHING OF NEGETAIVE CONTENT PUBLIICALLY ABOUT YOU - BUT YOU MAKE MY 14 YEAR OLD CHILD SOB ON PURPOSE, THATS ENOUGH OF YOU,.
YOUYR THE LAST MAN ON THE ISLAND YET YOU DOBNT UNDERSTAND HOW COME THEYRE ALL SO ALIENATING.
HUBRIS MY DEAR HUBRIS ON A LEVEL IVE NEVER KNOWN THE FRENZY OF RENOWN YOU MISS SO TERRIBLY JUST ADMIT IT ACCEPT IT AND LET IT GO IN THEMEANTIME DONT MAKE MY KID OR ANYONES KID CRY AGAIN I THINK MY CHEM ARE DOI NG IT ANYWAY FRANCES BEANS SWEET SISXTEENS IS BLOODY IMPORTANT TO HER AND TO ME.
COURT"


My first question after reading this is, How old is Frances Bean according to Courtney? Frances was born on August 18, 1992 and therefore will be celebrating her 16th shortly. But Courtney calls her 9, 14, and 16 in her impressive written material. Does Court know how old Frances is? Does she think 14 year old's have Sweet 16 parties?

All I can hope is that this mess ends up on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

New Besties

Kate Moss finally realized that she needs to start hanging out with the right kind of people. Good for Kate, finding a good friend, in upstanding citizen Courtney Love.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

When Crackheads Unite


Pete Doherty is hanging out with... Courtney Love? Yes, he is.

“He’s turning a corner now. And chatting to one of rock’s great survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk."

“Pete was even allowed a pass out to take Courtney to Wetherspoons for a coffee and a meal deal.”

“It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit. It’s too early to say if it could be romance as the smacker was of the friendly sort."


SOURCE

Friday, September 14, 2007

COURTNEY LOVE HAS SEXY LIPS!

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Someone forgot to take their Valtrex!! And that someone may also have a lazy eye!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

THE CHATTERBOX


"I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal. I'm not saying Jack wouldn't have taken it if she hadn't given it to him, but I'm appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else's child? I haven't had a row with her, but I will never talk to her."
-Sharon Osbourne

Monday, September 10, 2007

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK


Courtney Love arrived in NYC yesterday looking like she was electrocuted by Shakira's hair stylist!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Cover Your Eyes

Courtney Love took a little shopping trip to Kitson on Robertson BLVD.

I am not sure wtf is wrong with her, it could be that her face looks like it is sculpted from PlayDough or that she borrowed Mrs. Potato Head's lips and didn't return them, or maybe that she has a slight resemblance to Britney Spears lately.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Courtney And Britney?




















Courtney Love takes a stroll with Britney Spears her daughter Frances Bean in Beverly Hills.

Here comes trouble!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

More Birthday Wishes




















Courtney Love celebrated her 43rd birthday in London at Bush Hall last night and performed songs from her upcoming album, Nobody's Daughter.

Finally, the bitch is back!! Courtney is back to her grungy roots and that is where she should park it. The whole glam, plastic surgery nightmare look DOES NOT suit her AT ALL! Now, I think Courtney's look is what Britney might be going for, but she can't seem to pull off the "Trailer Park Trash" look and still be hot so...Ladies, find your look and stick to it! If you look good in little school girl outfits with platinum blonde hair, don't stray far enough from that, that you look like this. If you feel the need to branch out try a different color nail polish!

Friday, May 18, 2007

When Is The Last Time You Ate?


2 Years Ago? Here is Courtney Love looking hungry at Mr. Chows.

SOURCE:DLISTED

Monday, April 30, 2007

Trainwrecks


So Courtney lost the weight and is still ugly. Kimbo Stewart is trying to rock the Pocahontas look. And tried to cover her butta face with the huge glasses... Too bad they are not hiding the fug.