THE CHATTERBOX

Everyone loses their shit on occasions, don’t they? Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?’ … My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t. There are ones people like and others that they say, ‘Man we’re glad you’re finished with that project. You were an asshole.’
-Christian Bale

BATMAN ARRESTED

Christian Bale was arrested in London Tuesday for assaulting his own mother and sister.

He allegedly went into a rage against his mother Jenny, 61, and his sister Sharon, 40, on Sunday but the police waited until his movie premiere was over to question him. He turned himself over to the police today.


Wonder if he'll make Bale. Yeah I know. That was lame.