SOMETHINGS BLOOMING

Orlando Bloom is in Gran Canaria Island in Spain on vaycay with girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

ORLANDO STINKS... No Really...

Orlando Bloom and his on-again girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, are having some personal issues... personal hygiene issues.

“Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often.”

Orlando apparently “goes days without washing his clothes. He’ll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks.”

He also sleeps every night with his dog Sidi.

ORLANDO THE GREAT

Orlando Bloom visits women and children in the village of Dibyanagar on Thursday. He was marked with a tikka, a traditional welcoming symbol.

PAINT IT BLACK

Orlando Blooms lives next tomany celebs including Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson and they are less than thrilled with the actor. Orlando neighbors are a bit concerned with what he has done to his $3 million dollar mansion.

What did he do? He painted it black!

“Charlize and Scarlett were a bit taken aback. Most go for white, but Orlando went completely the other way. It’s a bit weird, but that’s Orlando - he’s an original guy.” says the source.

BRANDON BAGS AN ANGEL!

Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr was spotted in LA last night with none other than greasy oil heir Brandon Davis!

Miranda Kerr had been quietly dating Orlando Bloom who was spotted backstage at her recent fashion show! And now she is with Brandon.... Hmmmm...

Go with Orlando girl! Don't do it!

JESSICA AND ORLANDO?

Well move over Jennifer Aniston...Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom were spotted together at the Hennessy Artistry Party on Wednesday. They hung out backstage and then the pair sat together with Jessica's sister, Ashlee Simpson, who was there to support Pete Wentz, during his set.

Just friends or is love in bloom?

JEN IS NOT IN BLOOM

Even though Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were spotted together over the weekend in Mexico, her publicist said "they are just friends and Jen tried to get into Orlando's pants but he is not into dudes" -KIDDING! We love Jen!

The actual statement is:
"They were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where ... [they] are represented!"

JENNIFER ANISITON AND ORLANDO BLOOM?

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were spotted spending time together in Mexico this past weekend. Interesting!!!

I am More Than an Elf and a Pirate!

I am hot too!

Here is hot Orlando Bloom at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere.