THE CHATTERBOX

"Jen was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her."

- A "friend" of Jennifer Aniston's

JENN GOES BLOND

Do you think John Mayer had anything to do with this?

JOHN MAYER HAS A NEW DO

STALK MUCH?

Jennifer Aniston went to her boyfriend John Mayer's concert at London's Hyde Park yesterday and sat back and took photos from behind the stage.

Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Jen looks like a totally creepy stalker.

HERE'S JOHNNY!

John Mayer's heads out of his Manchester, England, hotel to prepare for his concert last night at the Manchester Academy.

Wonder if Jen will be joining him in Europe.

JEN AND JOHN GO PUBLIC

Jenniger Aniston and John Mayer went to their first public event Thursday.

Alongside Courteney Cox and David Arquette they participated in a humanitarian event held at STK in honor of Jeffrey Sachs.

DRIVING MISS JENNY

John Mayer, has been spotted all over LA driving Jennifer Aniston's car. But until now, he was driving all alone. Now that she is in the passenger seat, it must be love.

SPOTTED

John Mayer driving around yesterday in Jennifer Aniston's car.

TRADSIES!

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Cameron Diaz was spotted dancing and flirting with Jennifer Aniston's ex, that model Paul Sculfor.

They even left the restaurant together!

Meanwhile, Cameron's brief fling, John Mayer, is now dating Jennifer Aniston!

Damn! Keep up people!

If all these hooks don't have the herp by now I am shocked!

YOU KNOW IT'S REAL WHEN SHE SHOWS YOU HER COX!

Jennifer Aniston and John Meyer continued their romantic weekend yesterday with a visit to Courtney Cox's Malibu mansion.

The hot 'n heavy twosome were caught by paps in a romantic embrace! It's nice to see that there is life after Brad, maybe not a good life, but there is something...

STILL TOGETHER

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were spotted leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel together last night.

JOHN MAYER BLOGS TO PETE WENTZ

John Mayer just posted the following on his blog including this doodled Pete Wentz picture.

It Reads:

"Yo Pete-

I could have easily written this to you in an email, but you've been so cool to write positive things about me on your blog(s) that I want to respond in kind.

Here's using blogs for something other than pointing out boob jobs and slight limps.

-Ting, ting, ting-

You're one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I'd expect you'd have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I'm inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; 'what should I think, given my personal attributes?' 'How does this read?' 'What would Kanye do?' You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.

That's why I'll throw a guitar in the car and be there anytime you need me. It's a short list. (I'm lazy.)

Isn't it weird when you're alone in your hotel room and the ice in that bucket melts, shifting it all and making it sound like someone's hiding in your closet? That always gets me.

Sorry.

Point is, I think the world of you. And wish you all the happiness your artsy head will accept. Fame is just one big lesson in being a man, and you're doing a bang up job…

Best to you and your lovely wife…

Oh, and what's up, blogosphere. Have at it.

JM"

JEN AND JOHN TAKE A DIP

Jennifer Aniston took a swim with John Mayer in Miami Saturday. John also joined her for the wrap party of her film with Owen Wilson, Marley & Me.

BRAD WHO? LOL

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got caught in the act in Miami! That's a step up from Jessica Simpson!

JUSTIN AND JOHN SHOW THEIR SUPPORT

Cameron Diaz was joined by her ex's Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at a memorial service for her father on Sunday.

NICK LACHEY KNOWS EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
-John Mayer in a recent blog

JOHN MAYER DEFENDS JESSICA!

John Mayer defends his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, on claims she has been the reason behind her new beau, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's crappy performance.

"DON’T EX WITH TEXAS"

“Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas, This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.) This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind. I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now. All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.) I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul. JM”

CUTE!

DEEP THOUGHTS BY JOHN MAYER

John Mayer attempts to answer the age old question: What makes a douche bag a douche bag? Well John, we could have told you how to answer that. A douche must look inside himself for the answer ...And indeed he did.

Here is his most recent douchey blog:
“What a douchebag.”
It feels good to say, “douchebag.” It’s got two different plosive sounds, the “D” and “B”, and nicely wedged between is a wonderful “sh” sound (technically known as a voiceless palato-alveolar sibilant, at the risk of coming off douchey) that, when preceded with “oooooh”, give your lips the sensation of sliding on a hardwood floor in a pair of woolen socks.
And “douchebag” was on the vinegary tips of everyone’s tongues this year. Trouble is, I’m not really clear on what it means, and I don’t know that anyone does. I know that I get called one. Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy, by measure of a google search, is a douchebag 11,100 times over, or the number of results that the search engine says exist. Zach Braff, who himself wrote one of the better films I’ve seen in the last decade is also frequently ‘bagged, as is some guy named Brody Jenner. In fact, if you want to go big, so is Michael Stipe, Bono (”supreme douchebag”), Thom Yorke, Will Smith and Brad Pitt.

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Are you as confused as I am as to what the common denominator of douchiness is? Is it someone that comes off obnoxious? Self aggrandizing? Ignorant? Or is it just someone who exists out of another person’s comfort zone? And doesn’t that account for almost everyone in the world, celebrity or otherwise? Don’t most people, given the fact that they’re NOT US lie somewhere outside our comfort zone? Ohhhhh…OR…is being a douchebag actually all about having a bigger smile than someone else deems you deserve to in life? I think I’m onto something here. Stick with me.
In the case of Pete Wentz, whom I can comment on personally, I think the guy’s got the job description of musician down pretty damn well. True, it’s not your dad’s rock star template, but he’d be inauthentic if he tried to fit inside it. Pete Wentz has a truckload of ideas. Big, bold, colorful ideas. They’re ideas that have never once had their edges sanded down, and for that reason some people might find him or his band too much to swallow. You know who else had that going for them in their day? Frank Zappa. And David Bowie. And Peter Gabriel. And Elton John. And the Doors. Pretty much every rock band from A-Z existed because of their ignoring conventional boundaries. Pete’s going to keep pretending. Because that’s all art really is. You puff up your sense of pretend as big as you can and then try and live up to it. (Maybe that’s what people think being a douchebag is?)
I personally don’t mind being called a douchebag. I’ve met my fair share of bloggers, and I’m much, much taller than them. It’s also because I need there to be some push on the castle walls, so to speak. I’m not happy when people agree. (Don’t make me start listing the names of seminal artists that weren’t either.) I think it’s easier to call “douchebag” than to confront the possibility that:
THERE ARE OTHER PERSONALITIES IN THIS WORLD THAT ARE NOT INHERENTLY SYMPATHETIC TO OUR OWN.
Maybe I should take this opportunity to define douchebag once and for all; I think if enjoying your life as you choose happens to spill over into treating others without respect, then you’re a total, world-class douchebag.
But then wouldn’t that also serve as a fitting description of the boy who cried “douche”?
Maybe it’s just really fun to say.

John take a look at Spencer Pratt that should clear up all your douchey questions.

NOT YOUR BEST LOOK

John Mayer decided to do a jig out in public for some reason last night. I am sure it had nothing to do with booze.

WALK HARD AFTER-PARTY!

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, John Mayer and Jonah Hill hit the after-party for Walk Hard: The Dewy Cox Story on Wednesday at The Social Hollywood Club in Hollywood.

Walk Hard opens in theaters everywhere Friday, December 21st! Can't wait for that!