MARK WAHLBERG DISSES GEORGE CLOONEY

"It was well worth it! The second one sucked! People tell George Clooney it's great, but we all know it sucked.

I made two bad movies instead - Planet of the Apes and The Truth About Charlie. But doing that was better than sitting with Brad and George, telling the press how great everybody is: 'We were in Europe, George was funny, then we had some wine...' That's not for me.

I do love those guys, but I had to step out on my own."
-Mark Wahlberg

SPLIT!

George Clooney and Sarah Larson are broken up. After a year of dating, reports suggest George was not ready to be with her for the long haul.

BRAD AND GEORGE IN THE POTTY TOGETHER!

Brad Pitt and George Clooney poked fun at Larry Craig during a pre-taped segment at American Cinematheque's tribute to Julia Roberts.

SO BASICALLY YOU READ GOSSIP...

"You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there's eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now. It's getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt."


"What they're doing is illegal, it's high speed chases and they're competing with each other. They're not trying to catch me doing something stupid; they're trying to create me doing something stupid. You don't get to break all these laws and then say, 'I'm just doing my job.' The guys that commit all these crimes are rewarded for it. It creates bounty hunters in a way."

"Take your pictures but don't go 60 mph down a one-way street. Don't cause injury to people who aren't involved."
-George Clooney to Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Tuesday.

GIRL FIGHT

Fabio and a female photographer were having lunch at the same restaurant as George Clooney. Georgy got his panties in a bunch when he thought the chick with Fabio was taking his picture. So George yelled something at Fabio and fab responded, "I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!"

Then Georgie got even more pissed and “... stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him. George was drinking. He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober either.”

In response to this story Fabio's rep said, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

SPOTTED

A loyal Leave Um Alohan reader spotted George Clooney and his hot non-famous girlfriend, Sarah Larson, in NYC this evening on Lafayette Street. This is following the motorcycle accident they were involved in on Friday, where Clooney suffered a hairline fracture of his rib and road rash, and Larson suffered a broken foot. Our tipster said Larsen was on crutches and George had a bandage on his right arm.

Get well soon! NYC residents look out for the sexy pair!

That is so Rude

When George Clooney was asked about his relationship with Matt Damon and Brad Pitt he responded, “In terms of being the leader of Brad and Matt, I have some very compromising photos of them that I use as leverage to make myself the leader. [But I can’t show the pictures.] There was a farm animal involved.”
I can't believe he is calling Jennifer Aniston a farm animal. I mean just because she has a bit of horse face...

Love Boat

The Hotties of Ocean's 13 minus Brad (obviously!) took a little boat ride in Italy.

Morning Hotness

Ocean's 13 Cast in Cannes!

Possible Hookup Alert!

Renee Zellweger and George Clooney were spotted over the weekend staying at a Winston Salem, North Carolina hotel together they are working on the movie "Leatherheads". I am sure they are "just friends" or "working together" They did have seperate rooms - but on the same floor.