DIDDY ENJOYS SOME TEA AT CANNES

WE ALL KNEW DIDDY WAS A CHEATER

Hello child number 6!

Diddy just confirmed that he is indeed the father of a 15-month old girl named Chance.

Diddy's long time ex-girlfriend Kim Porter gave birth to twins just ten months ago.

“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child,” he said. “Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”

LOOKIN' SO CRAZY IN FUG!

Beyonce or some tranny hooker, not sure which, made a fugly appearance at Diddy’s Sean Jean “Unforgivable Woman” launch party in NYC last night! SEXY!

MY SHOES HURT YA'LL

Britney Spears hit up Body English with Criss Angel. The two were holding hands as they exited the club. Then Britney headed over to PURE nightclub (without Criss), where she met up with Diddy! But the night was not complete until Britney danced barefoot on the VIP couch!

During the evening Diddy took the stage and gave a shout out to Brit saying, "Britney, she holds her head up high, show some respect."

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

"I'm Diddy and I am a Douche Bag"

Why is he holding up his ice cream cone?

Talk About An Odd Couple

Penelope Cruz was spotted getting cozy with Diddy. What? I thought she only liked closeted gay men... And what happened to Sluttiena Miller?

The NYDN reports:
"She was last seen headed toward Diddy’s bedroom, with the rap mogul posting a bodyguard on the stairs. The next day, our witnesses say, Cruz, wearing the same dress as the night before, turned up with Diddy at Nikki Beach Club. “She looked very tired,” said one snitch. “When they said goodbye, Diddy mouthed the words ‘I love you.'"

A Rep. for Pene said:
"They are just friends and have been for five years".

Does that mean they are F-buddies?
And they way Diddy travels, there was nobody that had another outfit for her? Please.

We All Know Who This is About...

Who could blind item be about? *cough* Diddy *cough*
WHICH hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support? Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend.

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Diddy Finally Admits It

We all knew it was over. Sienna tried to sell us this crap. But we know Diddy can't be faithful. It's convenient that this info came out just as Making The Band Part 10,000 started airing on MTV. Purely coincidence.

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Child Support is going to be a Bitch

According to PAGE SIX the mother of 3 of Diddy's children (including his latest twins) moved out of their NYC apartment this weekend. Could it have anything to do with Diddy spending more time with Sienna Miller... again? The pair swear they are just friends.