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MORE PREGNANCY RUMORS....

Reports are flying that Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley are expecting their first child.

PARIS AND AVRIL PARTY TOGETHER!

You'd think that Avril Lavigne and Paris Hilton would hate each other. (Paris used to date Avril's husband Deryck Whibley) But surprisingly the duo were having a blast in Hollywood after leaving hot spot Goa last night and took the party on the road!

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

"Hi, my name is Avril Lavigne and I am a douche bag."

INTERVIEW: Avril Lavigne

Flare Magazine interviews Avril Lavigne.

What's the one item you cannot leave home without?
Avril Lavigne(AL): My cell phone.

How would you like to be remembered?
AL: As a respected singer/songwriter and someone who is strong-willed and strong-minded.

If you could attempt any career other than your own, what would it be?
AL: I would be a police woman or a nutritionist.

What is in your CD player right now?
AL: Alanis Morrisette.

What's your biggest fashion pet peeve?
AL: High heels and short skirts- together.


What is your favorite travel destination?
AL: Italy.

Where have you not been that you would love to go?
AL: Egypt.

Who do you most admire?
AL: In the music industry, I admire how long Madonna has been around for.

What was the last book you read?
AL: The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.


Would you describe yourself as high or low maintenance?
AL: Low maintenance.

Who is your favourite designer?
AL: I don’t have a favorite designer.

When you have spare time, what's your favorite way to spend it?
AL: I enjoy spending time with my friends.

Do you have any pets?
AL: My mom has a dog, but he's mine too!

How do you stay in shape?
AL: I like to jog.

CAPTION ME: Avril "Dwarf" Lavigne

BRITNEY AND AVRIL?

Britney Spears met up with Avril Lavigne and Brandon Davis!? at Winston's last night!! Britney and Avril were spotting giggling and hanging out for almost an hour! Britney left shortly after for Hyde, Avril and Brandon stayed at Winston's.

WEIRD!

THE CHATTERBOX

“It’s a funny misconception with her. People always think she’s really angry and she’s really mad and she really hates everyone, and doesn’t care about anything, when the thing she cares about most is her fans and her music.”
-Deryck Whibley on wife Avril Lavigne

Sure or Unsure?

Avril Lavigne hits the stage in Athens, Greece despite rumors she stole music from various artists and songwriters.

THE CHATTERBOX

Avril has graced us with a new post on her blog!

"Hey everyone.
I wanted to take this time to thank you, my fans for all your undying support. You have been amazing and i can’t express how much i appreciate it. Thank you all so much. I am so proud of this record and grateful for the response it has been getting from all of my fans. You made it go 1!! also, there is another great record i’ve been listening to lately. And i want you all to hear it too. The new SUM41 album called Underclass Hero comes out in 1 week on july 24. You can hear the whole album now for free here:
http://www.mtv.com/music/the_leak/sum_41/underclass_hero/
my favorite songs are “With Me”, “Walking Disaster”, “Best of me” “Confusion and Frustration”
It rocks you have to check it out. And of course you can also check out myspace.com/sum41 for more info.
Thank you all again, you mean so much to me.
-Avril Lavigne”

Translated - please buy Derrik's new album. I am afraid my career is in the crapper and we need to make a living.

THE CHATTERBOX

To my dear media, friends, and fans,
You may have heard some news that two guys who wrote for some band from the 1970s I have never in my life heard of called the “Rubinoos” are trying to sue me. They have a song called “I Want To Be Your Boyfriend” that has no musical similarities to the song “Girlfriend” that Luke Gottwald and I wrote together. They claim that a small part of the lyrics are the same and are saying that I took these from them. I had never heard this song in my life and their claim is based on 5 words! All songs share similar lyrics and emotions. As humans we speak one language.

Off the top of my head, two other songs that I can immediately think of with this type of lyric are “Hey, hey, you, you get off of my cloud” by the Rolling Stones and “Hey little girl I want to be your boyfriend” by the Ramones. Simply put, I have been falsely accused of ripping their song off. Luke and I have done nothing wrong and there is no merit to their claim.

And slap in the face #2

I was going to be the bigger person and not reply when I read Chantal Kreviazuk’s article in Performing Songwriter magazine. Now that all the media have caught on to her little interview, I need to speak. Chantal’s comments are damaging to my reputation and a clear defamation of my character and I am considering taking legal action. Chantal has accused me of taking a song idea from her because I happen to have a song on my new record with the same title.

For the record, I wrote a song with Evan Taubenfeld which coincidentally has the same title as a song Chantal had sent me a few years ago. Our songs have no similarities and opposite meanings, i.e. different lyrics, different melody, different genres. In Chantal’s own words “the only similarity is in the title.” I originally wrote this with Evan for his record and I ended up with it. Funny enough when I decided to put “Contagious” on my album we had to change the words from “she” to “he” in order for it to work on my record. There are hundreds of songs out there with the title “Contagious,” 75+ on iTunes alone.

Chantal has also made false accusations about my writing skills. I am so over this topic. This letter is not about this. I am not going to sit here and defend my writing skills. I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. I know who I am and what I have done and accomplished and no one can take that away from me.

My decision to discontinue working with Chantal after co-writing together on my second record was simply based on the fact that we had no hits together. That is why her name is not on this record, despite her numerous attempts to be included, which were always denied. From my perspective this is a clear case of bitterness. Chantal is upset that she didn’t get to be a part of my record. She did email me after the article came out apologizing and I forgive her but I have to put the truth out there so my fans are not confused by these false accusations.

Let it be crystal clear that I have not ripped anyone off or done anything wrong. I have never had to deal with anything publicly like this and surely never wanted to. I do not deserve this negative press and attention. I take pride in the songs that I write and appreciate the opportunities to work with some great writers and musicians.

My fans have been so dedicated to my music and it is because of them that I have this amazing career. Thank you again to my fans for continuing to be so supportive. This is a very positive time for me in my life. I have a very successful career and I feel very lucky to have accomplished all that I have. I am so thankful every day.

I would like to say more but my lawyers have advised me not to. Why is it when you get to a certain level people want to attack you?…. and now I have said my peace.
-Avril Via Her Webpage
-Avril Lavigne Via Her Webpage



Avril maybe you should have Candy Spelling give you a lesson in how to write a letter. This is a book - not a letter.

Lil' Mama & AVampire Lavigne

Sorry but nobody's lipgloss is popin' in this photo.

Looking Fierce, LOL

Why am I so happy to see Avril looking like crap?

Why Does This Scare Me?

Here are Avril and Shakira after eating dinner together. Why do the 2 of them together give me the creeps? Shakira RUN! She will ruin your career so fast.

Also I love that she is still using her striped purse. Hot!

I hope no leopards we hurt on the making of her shrug.

Nice Match

Poser Avril Lavigne and this guy are matching. Her purse, his tie. Maybe they are new BFF's. She is wearing those stupid socks! I also love how she is wearing Paris' wig. She hates "those" girls but her hair and makup is just like them. Good thing she is keeping it real with her punk socks and middle finger. Maybe Deryk likes her to look like Paris (remember they used to date??)

SOURCE

THE CHATTERBOX

"Britney and Ashlee, they're really exposed in the tabloids, but you can control that. With Deryck and I being two celebrities in Hollywood, we could be all over those magazines if we wanted to. Some people do that-they go to every red carpet event. [All that stuff] is kind of silly. I have a career. I only go somewhere if I really need to go."

-Avril Lavigne to Cosmo

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

RIGHT: Avril Lavigne
LEFT: Sexy Raccoon

Nice Shoes

I am trying to say something nice here. But it is so hard. I mean how much eyeliner is she wearing? Did Pete Wentz do her makeup? And those pants! Those pants! Are they her PJ's? Avril is a punk nightmare.
Thanks Justjared.