THE AROD DRAMA CONTINUES

If you are keeping up with the ARod drama you know that allegedly Alex is giving the Rod to Madonna (which she denies) and his soon to be ex wife is getting the Rod from Lenny Kravitz (he denies that).

But, another day brings more crazy controversy. I can't believe this is the most exciting thing that is happening in gossip right now... Anywho back to the Rodriguez's. Rumor has it that Cynthia hates all things Hispanic and would not not let ARod eat his favorate Dominican dishes. Also she emotionally abused him and forced him to date other women. You see, ARod wanted a divorce, Cynthia said no, and told him to see other women on the side to keep up the happily married facade. Well, then Cynthia changed her mind and shocked ARod by filing for divorce.

OMG I need a flow chart to keep track of this.