OH M. GEEE. Give It A Rest US Weekly!

US Weekly is more invested in the LC vs. Heidi feud
than Spencer himself! They are obsessed! This is probably their 10th LC/Heidi cover this year!

US Weekly says:

The Plot to Destroy Lauren Conrad
The Hills feud is even worse than you think: Us Weekly reports on the inside details of the bitter war between Conrad and foes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – and what MTV refuses to show you. As the couple hits the airwaves bashing the designer for a sex tape no one has seen, Conrad's friends finally speak out in an attempt to defend her. What's behind Montag and Pratt's terrifying obsession with the sex tape? And what does Pratt's sister Stephanie tell Us about being caught in the middle of the fight?

We say:

MOVE ON! If the tape comes out then we'll care.