CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

Scary Hatcher gallivants around the opening of the Vienna Opera Ball in Austria with her mouth wide open. I actually feel bad, I think that her brittle jaw bone cracked, but hey, Teri Hatcher must just not think very much of us, because in every damn picture bitch looks like she is a dead person scared to death in The Grudge. You know what I am sorry, word just in, her face is just paralyzed with botox. No really, this bitch doesn't even look like a human anymore. I bet she peels that face off when she gets home like Mrs. Doubtfire and lays it on her vanity and trys to pop her bone pimples. True story.